If you want me to recap hockey games that are broadcast on Versus than I'm going to need you to speak with the feminine hygiene products at Comcast. Penguins 5 St. Louis 1 I did not get to watch Evgeni Malkin's 12 shots against the Blues because I...

Minnesota is 6-0 with the ageless, Wrangler-wearing, gunslinger Brett Favre. Every one is heaping praise on the forty year old and rightfully so. But don't be fooled into thinking he is the main reason. Minnesota was a playoff team last season with...

Oh Cleveland, how miss hating you. It is so hard to hate a team that is this bad. I can't believe I am going to type this but I actually feel for the Brownie faithful. They deserve better. We deserve better. The Steelers predictably won 27-14 and Ben...

Last week I was forced to preview the Detroit Lions, this week I have an equally tough assignment in the Cleveland Browns. What is there to possibly say about this team? Their coach is a big fat douche nozzle, they have two quarterbacks that aren't...

The Pens are now 7-1 through eight games which is a nice number. Only one other time have they started out this well and that was back in 1995, when mullets were still acceptable in the hockey world. Mullets are always acceptable around these parts,...