I found it most amusing to see that the Italian priminister was hit up the face by a small statue...what a shot and to make it better he got up and showed the crowed his face.

I was watching TV when I heard that police have to read a 96 page book before they can ride a bike... Jesus Christ...Who thought it would be that hard for a grown man to sit on a bike,put your feet on the peddles and push...And more importantly,who...

I have always had a thing against Christmas trees,the way there needles cover you and then slowly torture you with pricking... I had a rather bad incident last year when I was sitting in my living room when I hear a sound...I look over to see that my...

Well here we are...The big climategate meeting is on but there is on thing I don't get.If there trying to get us to be more green then why hold a meeting so big that it will use as much c02 as Africa does in a day... And I don't think the big 5 star...

"Hello,is that the TV man?" "Yes" "I would like to know why all the channels I like are replaced with shit ones?" (I didn't actually say that) "We change your channels every month..." "well can you put them back please..." long silence... "Yes...