Dentist: Now, you're going to need a couple of root canals...Patient: Okay. How many?Dentist: I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it looks like you'll be needing ten root canals. Linda up at the front will get you scheduled, alright?Patient:...

Lecture wasn't a trainwreck. Woo!Then again, it certainly wasn't fantastic, either. But hey, we had a pseudo-discussion about revenge and murder and how weird it is to purify people with pig's blood, so it can't be all bad, right?

In preparing for lecture tomorrow, I suddenly realize that I have almost nothing interesting to say about this play.Huh.

We used to have a nun in the department.A chain-smoking, Hungarian, older-than-the-the hills nun with several advanced degrees, including an M.D.Anyhow, one day I was outside keeping her company while she smoked. She leaned back against the pillar and...

Inktopia has posted a list of her top ten most frightening television/movie experiences, and I've been inspired to follow suit.10) Aliens. I love the movie now ("Game over, man! Game over!"), but my father let me watch it with him when I was...