Well, hold onto your hats, sports fans... it looks like Zima is going the way of the dodo. It looks like everyone’s most nauseating favorite alcoholic beverage, Zima, has decided to discontinue production due to "weakness in the 'malternative...

The warning signs are all there - a lot of empty beer bottles, mocking by his friends, silence, and glazed-over eyes. You know this guy is on the verge of passing out or throwing up, just keep your distance...

I'd already seen the end result of this video, but it was nice to see how the trap was laid. Genius. Look out roommate, you've got a little booby trap coming your way...

Some bar in the Greek resort of Malia is serving a drink that consists of Baileys, chilli, tequila, absinthe, ouzo, vodka, cider, and gin. Apparently people are even willing to part with 10 euro ($14) for the thing. Not only does this nasty brew...

It's probably not a good idea, if you're living anywhere around Wisconsin, to go pond jumping when there's snow on the ground. Not only will hypothermia be a big pain in the butt, the shock will get you too!

If you missed the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last week, you’re an idiot. And you also missed Michael Bay’s directorial debut for Victoria’s Secret. Bay put together his Transformer-style commercial to promote Victoria’s Secret this holidays....

Auto tune was all the rage in 2009 so why not review the events of the year with auto tune? Also, this video is pretty fucking awesome.   Long Live Auto-Tune!D.O.A. (Death To Auto-Tune)"Stretchy Pants" - The Hot New Summer Beat Long Live...

“Lighthouses rule! You don’t like the lighthouse? You suck!”   Thanks to @maewing, who spends his days trying to capture and bottle unicorn farts, for the tip. Frosty the Inappropriate SnowmanI Wanna Sex You Up: The Literal VersionDon't Jerk Off To...

I don’t have a lot of experience picking up chicks that have farted in my general vicinity via Craigslist (at least none that I’ll admint to) but I think this guy made a mistake with the “Clysdale” remark. I think he set the hook and he just might have...

Specifically the guy that’s trying to set a drinking record at the local Applebee’s. Todd West rolled into Applebee’s planning to treat his family to some riblets in the “cutoff-friendly” restaurant when he found out 23 ounce beers were on sale for...