"Kings and sons of godTravel allThe way to EarthComing restless mileEasing all of themAll of them for youStrange timesHere." -- "Strange Times", the Black KeysIf I told you that a game involving Chelsea and Everton at Stamford Bridge would finish with...

"Who am I? ... Where am I going." -- Tony Soprano/Kevin Finnerty, Season Six coma-fever dream. (Look, on closer inspection the final season of the show isn't as bad as you remember when it first aired.)As Father Time creeps ever closer to 2010, to me,...

If you're not a "Mad Men" watcher, skip the next paragraph or two. Remember the episode this year when Paul Kinsey stayed late to work on the Western Union telegraph campaign? Remember, how with the aid of the helpful janitor, he cooked up the perfect...

Quick trip down memory lane.It was December 2005. The World Cup Draw? Did anyone in America really even care?Me? I was pissed. Pissed that the U.S. had drawn about as tough a group as possible. Pissed that there wasn't too much, outside creepy message...

Hey gang. Trying a different approach, since ESPN is on air for three hours. During the duration of the draw, I'll just throw up some bullet points, meandering thoughts, etc. Consider it a modified live blog. Or I'm just too lazy to set up a Twitter...