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This is my life as a housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three boys, a dumb gay cat, eight fish, two dressmakers dummies, a crock pot and a vagina.

The Absent Minded Housewife Blog

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Related Topics: dont, kids, life, school, stupid
Author: Becky Lee E.
More from Author: I won't offer a prize if you stop by but the warm fuzzy feeling you get reading my words of wisdom might compensate...alright, I'm full of baloney (which is a nicer word than the one I'm more prone to use.)

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