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The Absent Minded Housewife

This is my life as a housewife living 120 miles from a mall. I have a husband, three boys, a dumb gay cat, eight fish, two dressmakers dummies, a crock pot and a vagina.
The Absent Minded Housewife Blog  
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Related Topics: dont, kids, life, school, stupid
Author: Becky Lee E.
More from Author: I won't offer a prize if you stop by but the warm fuzzy feeling you get reading my words of wisdom might compensate...alright, I'm full of baloney (which is a nicer word than the one I'm more prone to use.)
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They Don't Make Enough Tissues for this

May 15, 2009
Say you've had the flu. And say you've been staggering along, suffering from this flu for over a week. And say that one of your kids also has flu and so does the husband. And say that you are...

Buzzwords

Nov 9, 2009
Alright, say this real quiet, all hushy like: Marital aids. Stop giggling. Wait.  I don't have to explain what a marital aid is, do I?  I sure hope not.  Wouldn't that be an indelicate conversation?  It's not kosher for me to...

Tiny little party hats.

Nov 6, 2009
Today is my 35th birthday. Today is the day that I stop allowing myself to think I have a future in super-modeling. Which kind of sucks in a way. I've always wanted to stomp down a runway wearing couture sheer enough to show off my nipples. ...

We don't bite our friends.

Nov 4, 2009
It was a glorious day yesterday. I'm regular these days, so I wasn't referring to that.  If you aren't regular and you too had a glorious day yesterday, I'm thrilled for you. We've all been there. Yesterday was thrilling because this four...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Nov 3, 2009
Our once anonymous commenter, Robyn, outed herself and has won prize for her part in convincing my husband to dress like this: However, my husband didn't win. He didn't even place. The judges felt moved to give prize money to three...

A hard man is good to find.

Oct 30, 2009
I need your help. There is 250 bucks on the line! If I can convince my unshaven husband to dress in my blue velvet befeathered Mae West costume tomorrow evening, complete with blond wig, much lipstick and huge feathered hat, I'm sure he'll...

They Don't Make Enough Tissues for this
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Alma H.
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  Downright crass, but ultimately funny!!! I like the directness and honesty of Becky... I would definitely include this blog in my RSS reader!
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