It was nicer still to come home.

.... .. . .. nothing works. I hope, I only hope, that I am speaking too soon. There is still one chance for my students to redeem themselves this semester. But oh, God, if I could physically insert the drive to cite sources into their heads, then...

Nor do I have the patience! Does anyone else simply lose patience at about this point in the semester? Ooh, I have been a Cold Bitch to my comp students this week, and have felt absolutely no remorse. (In fairness, I was only a Cold Bitch to about...

I'm half tempted to take pictures of my bare chest to show y'all what I look like all wired up, but that's probably not a good idea. I look weird. That's sufficient. I have four wires taped to myself--one above and one below each breast, more or less....

I have a heart defect. Yep. I have Wolf Parkinson White syndrome, which means that there's some kind of extra nerve thing that lets electricity through in the wrong place. It's not uncommon and usually not dangerous, but in a small percentage of...