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"Oh?"
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Welcome to another fine Friday! Today, I'm inviting you all over to dinner!!
If this were a real dinner, I would do all the cooking. (I'm not bad. Really.) But this internet dinner is going to be potluck. Here's the game for today.
In the...
Measure me a lobotomy
just above the eyes
they were fashionable once
with a man and a van
traveling right to your school
calling out the detention boys
hold still
don't mind the ice pick
they're cheap
and sterile with gasoline
detention will be...
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