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This week on ELVIS DINGELDEIN’S DRUNKEN SOLILOQUY: All the latest news from the Farm Of Doom; a look back at President Obama’s First 100 Days (SPOILER ALERT: Texas loves him so much they want...
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John “Beep-Boop-Beep-Bop†McCain finally plugs into the 21st Century by employing a race of killer racist androids to make character-assassinating calls to violently bigoted Stupid Folk down...
Desperate to shore up support in the last remaining pool of racist assholes left that might vote for him, Senator John "Some of 'My Friends' Wear Hoods!" McCain went to the well last night for an...
Elvis loads up the Prescient Guess-O-Faction Machine with a half-gallon of BBQ sauce, the sweat from Ann Coulter's jock-strap, two pure ounces of distilled juice from Pat Buchanan's Racist...
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Funnier than The Onion, PhotoShoppier than The Daily Show! The Daily Clusterdouche rocks!! And I'm not just saying that because its Editor-in-Chief paid me fiver bucks--I'd probably have to do a lot more for five bucks--but because it is superb, funnier than.... you get the idea.
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