Dr. Seuss Spoof of the Day: Cartoonist Jim Benton imagines what sort of children's book Ted Geisel might write if he were alive today.

Cyanide and Happiness. Early detection saves lives. Remember to self-examine at least once a month. (Or get someone to feel you up. There really is no wrong way when it comes to touching boobs.)

BIG ASS CAKE of the Day: T-Pain celebrates his 24th birthday in signature T-Pain style. In related news, T-PAIN IS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD WHAT THE HELL NO WAY...

G-20 Protester of the Day: Yeah, good luck with that. Seriously dude, good luck. Firefly was awesome...

Couldn't Wait For Caturday of the Day: I can has verbal abuse?

Morning Links: It’s Caturday! TDW Cares: Young Roger Black is on a school-sponsored scavenger hunt, with one of the missions being to collect as many Twitter followers as possible by Sunday. You can take a second to help the dude win...

Late Links: Bikini Friday: Minka Kelly. Cleavage Friday: Miranda Kerr, Fergie, Keri Hilson, AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Stroup. Lingerie Friday: Victoria’s Secret Runway Show. Happy Nude Year! Love, Pirelli. Hayden Panettiere...

This x That: Proton beam successfully circles the LHC for first time in over a year. The Big Picture: Large Hadron Collider ready to restart. Gizmodo Presents: The hungry shopper’s definitive menu of black friday deals. Epic...

The Things We Do For Art of the Day: Artist Dominic Wilcox attached a metal On/Off switch to his head with wig tape and kept it there, day and night, for a month. Wilcox says: I remember after leaving the place where it was done I had to...