One of the best people I know reminded me that I should find a stiff upper lip in my passport, right next to the lion and the unicorn. I must remember to have a look for it in the morning.

I'm having a hard time settling in here. This story is from Orford, Suffolk, near where I was born. I think it's terribly sad. 'Men fishing in the sea caught in their nets a wild man. He was naked and was like a man in all his members, covered with...