While I was on a date the other night, the guy's food came out before mine did. He said he didn't want to start eating before my food came out because he was worried I would blog about what an asshole he was. That's pretty much the best thing that's...

I was once in the end stages of sort of dating a guy (i.e. only sporadically answering calls and texts/not being able to hang out due to being "really busy"), when I got a text from him that read: "It was nice meeting you last night. It's really cool...

I just realized that this blog has gotten over ten thousand hits, and that's absolutely nuts. Thanks so much for reading! xo ashton

I was rewatching High Fidelity today, and it made me want to make a top five list. It also reminded me of the huge boner I had for Say Anything era John Cusak when I was a kid. Thus, top five childhood crushes: 1. John Cusak I don't really remember...

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