We said we would, and oh yes we did. Did we ever.Instead of the (boring) plastic bride and groom atop the wedding cake, we are taking a different, more personal, more awesome tact: Bobblehead dolls of ourselves. In superhero outfits, of course.We sent our pictures to the geniuses at a bobblehead company who used high-tech imaging to transfer our faces to the bodies of miniature superheroes. These w...

My poor fiancee, just trying to do her part in continuing 5,000 years of beautiful history.The rabbi told us that it is a tradition in Jewish weddings for the bride to give a new tallis, or prayer shawl, to the groom. So on a Judaica web site run by some fly-by-night company (based either in Tel Aviv or Crown Heights, or possibly both), Deborah found a pretty awesome -looking tallis threaded in rai...

"We need the biggest gay flag you have," Deborah said."This one?" asked the clerk at Giovanni's Room."Bigger."$56 later, we have a 5-foot by 8-foot multi-colored chuppah.The chuppah is the traditional Jewish canopy that the bride and groom stand under as they get married.People do all kinds of different things for their chupah -- sometimes there's lots of greenery, like the Garden of Eden, other ti...

One good thing, or the only good thing, about having photographer friends who also happen to be insomniacs is that they send you photoshopped gems like this picture -- a hybrid of Deborah's new engagement ring and the unique-looking jeweler who created it.The question, of course, is whether the jeweler could even make a ring that looks like the one in this picture. And if he could, would we even be...

Actually that's not true. The ring was replaced weeks ago, I just forgot to update the general public. So here's the skinny: Deborah and I went to this legendary Philadelphia jewelry store called Halloween run by an even more legendary Philadelphia gay icon. This dude is a friend of John Waters, claims to have been at Stonewall, designs jewelry for Elton John and he looks like this. The store is ba...