We're nearly more dramatic than Axl these days. We always said if we could cull from the mighty Vat until Chinese Democracy finally released, we'd be happy. Sadly, though, our time has been cut short. Don't forget to wash behind your ears,...

What is this site? It's a blog for music lovers (and haters) to critique music based on a carefully constructed, arbitrary, and inconsistent grading system. And who, do tell, are you? We're the guys at the bar that look up into the air every once...