I believe we need an immediate investigation. Yes, conspiracy. George Carlin dead, at the beginning of the biggest, most important election in decades? Before the Summer TV Reality shows? Before gasoline goes over $5/gallon? A mere coincidence?

Boy, they must think that, just because we've been distracted, away from the desk, that they can sneak through, with some terribly profound, incredibly awesome Ignorant Doltness, and we wouldn't notice. With the entire country lit up in a...

Well, Well, Well ... Isn't this special ... A couple of PartyonNoicans (Tom Coburn and Diaper David Vitter) thought they would be slick, sneak a bill in there that would shame the Democrats and save the day for the PartyofNoicans. You could almost...

Good Evening Garlic Fans Yes, we're popping up for air, this evening, with a few words about our extended absence. It has been an extremely cumbersome time, here on the homefront, the past week (and more), as the Aunt (soon to be 97-years-old) we...

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