Dear Freaky Weird Ass Wankers who get here from Googling some porno crap about housewives,
Go Away.
Get a real girlfriend.
Don't EVER come back.
Thanks,
Holly
Dear Mouse that ran across the kitchen floor,
Live it up cause your days are numbered. I just bought 4 traps. You like peanut butter? You messed with the wrong house. I don't abide vermin. Not for one second.
Dear Guys that are surveying my road,
If...
Dear Delicious Vanilla Cake,
Oh you are such a tease. Luring me back to bake you over and over. You know how I can't resist your perfect texture and your smooth delicate vanilla flavor. Yes, yes I know. I am thinking about how I need to buy some...
Dear Comcast: You better fix this "digital" cable mess or else. You get one chance to make this right or we are going with the dish.
Dear White Castle: We NEVER go to your place, but the other day my kid wanted a crave case so we gave in. 15 minute...
