Long time friend Andy Kincart has been collecting, selling, and drinking high quality Taiwan tea for many years. His passion for the stuff is so great that I will often receive text messages in the middle of the night from him simply just to tell me...

In this edition of Eat Yer Werds, we will be looking at a tasty morsel of literary gumbo called A Confederacy of Dunces, by John Kennedy Toole. Only two of Toole's novels have ever been published, and both many years after his unfortunate suicide. The...

As with the great American humourist Mark Twain, reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. The ass-end of the donkey is alive and well and on location in the great city of Edmonton, Canada. I have been undercover in this city for one reason...

It was on November 29th when readers around the world witnessed Foomanchuck's final post--a hi-rez photo of a bunch of beer cans heaped up in a sink. The caption: Ninja Still Life. After receiving numerous queries from humble followers, imploring me to...

If a nice ass is dependent upon the pants that enshroud it, then its pretty fair to say that a good Indian curry depends on good spices. And I have none. They were good when I got them; aromatic and almost damp with freshness...but now they look and...