(Our story begins with Matt Holliday returning to his crib after beers with the fellas ...) MH: Don't forget, McGwire's the designated driver tonight. See you later, party animals. OM: Hello Mr. Holliday. MH: Oh! You're here. Well, talk. I will...

Lance Berkman has gotta stop eating Thai food right before he goes to bed. From Astros beat guy Brian McTaggart's Twitter, via Mets Fever: Lance Berkman just told me: "Last night I had a dream I got traded to the Mets." He didn't say who the Astros got...

I'm not sure how I feel about the Mets' interest in Jo-El Pineiro. It's human nature to take note of a pitcher's success against you, and eliminate three losses a year by signing him to a long term deal. I mean, on the one hand ... he's been...

With news that Benny Agbayani has finally retired after a long career in Japan, let's look at his most memorable moment as a Met (modified with video game footage because heaven forbid Bud Selig allow old baseball clips to be seen on You Tube: How do...

You have to assume that any rumor that involves dumping Luis Castillo's contract is probably too good to be true. Look, my past man crush on Castillo is well documented. And he deserves a world of credit for bouncing back not once (from 2008), but...