I was going to make a bad joke here about jetpacks never taking off, but then I thought of Jennifer Connelly in The Rocketeer and my mind went adrift...

I demand to speak to a representative from your United Federation of Planets...

Due to a unique and varied color palette, Hell is purple today. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Bobblehead orders are out like Ellen and Ian McKellan! Thanks to all who preordered. This also means they are in stock RIGHT NOW for your orderful pleasure. They'll go onto the store in a couple of days, but in the meantime are available via the home...

'Forever In Our Arteries' was too many characters

Do you love the taste of gravy, but hate its relative warmth? You don't have to suffer any longer!

A quick note to the international bobblehead orders: I've ordered some special boxes/stuffing for your bobbles since they're going that much farther. I'll have them out to you in a couple days. Sorry about the holdup, but I figured you'd prefer a few...