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Where else are you going to read about how monkeys are going to take over the world? The Onion brings you the real TRUTH! Sort of.
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In Focus: Man Succumbs to 7-Year Battle with Health Insurance [Satire]

Sep 2, 2009
DENVER—According to an independent study, health insurance is the nation's No. 2 killer, claiming the lives of some 400,000 Americans each year...

Little Butterball Holding Up Ice Cream Line [Satire]

Aug 10, 2009
HARRISBURG, PA—According to witnesses who are sweating their nuts off, the line at the Baskin-Robbins is currently 12 people deep, thanks to...

Cambridge Cop Accidentally Arrests Henry Louis Gates Again During White House Meeting [Satire]

Jul 31, 2009
WASHINGTON - Upon arriving late to his meeting with President Barack Obama and famed African-American intellectual Henry Louis Gates, Cambridge...

Area Couple Not Sure if Sex was Tantric [Satire]

Jul 29, 2009
SCARSDALE, NY—Following two hours of stilted, uncomfortable intercourse in which the couple started and stopped at various times, Jeff and...

Study: Abstinence-Only Lunch Programs Ineffective at Combating Teen Obesity [Satire]

Jul 27, 2009
WASHINGTON—"As children grow and their bodies develop, they're going to have certain metabolic urges that are impossible to suppress," said Dr. Beth Garcia...

In Focus: Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year

Nov 20, 2009
STATE COLLEGE, PA—Kyle Norton stated that he would also forgo a winter coat and continue to don the same coffee-stained sweatshirt he has been wearing since mid-October.

Senator Byrd The Longest-Serving Lawmaker

Nov 20, 2009
After more than 56 years in office, 92-year-old Sen. Robert C. Byrd (D-WV) has become the longest-serving member of Congress. What do you...

Sports: LeBron James Encourages NBA To Stop Jumping In Honor Of Michael Jordan

Nov 20, 2009
WASHINGTON—Prior to Wednesday's game against the Washington Wizards, Cleveland Cavaliers all-star LeBron James announced that he would stop jumping during professional basketball games in order to properly honor recent Hall of Fame inductee Michael...

Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures

Nov 20, 2009
NEW YORK—"At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders," said school director Dr. Howard Bundt. "It's about fostering creativity."

Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing

Nov 20, 2009


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  best thing ever!!! long time reader!
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Taka S.
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  This site is awesome!! The satire and irony used in each post is brilliant!!
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Gary Parent...
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  Hey Onion, You have some pretty funny stuff on your Blogs..After I had a peek I started to follow you..I also follow you on Twitter.. I am doing something for 1,000 Twitter Members,here it is.. I will put a Little BlueTwitter Bird with your twitter name in it on http://pyradom.com For Free , This is Free Ad space for your Business To our Success, Gary Parenti
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