So, I hopped on the 1 yesterday after work (the local that takes me to my new line - the 2) and spotted a minor celeb sitting right across from me. You probably know him as the guy who had sex with Stifler's mom in American Pie, but I know him as the guy who I've heard had sex with Stifler's mom in American Pie. (Sorry, I could never be bothered to watch any of those movies all the way through.)Wel...

*I could really work for the New York Post. That's not a good thing.Christian Bale, star of The Dark Knight, was arrested today for allegedly beating up his mom and sister. He was released after a few hours and, of course, denies all claims of abuse. I don't know if he did it or not, but have you seen his mom and sister? They totally had it coming.My favorite part of this whole story is this excerp...

Yeah, yeah, Britney gave up custody of her young'uns. I'm neither surprised nor interested enough to write a full post about it. Apparently, Brit isn't too concerned about it either. A couple of days after handing her kids over to K-Fed, she mingled and boozed it up at Jenny McCarthy's autism fundraiser. According to the linked story, observers reported that Britney "definitely looked happy." Well,...

Seems like a gazillion celebrity babies have been born in the past month. This isn't the first time this has happened, either. (Here's one smaller-scale example.) Much like the phenomenon of celebrities always dying in threes, the rich and famous like to procreate en masse.How does this happen? You women out there know about that bio-freakish thing that happens to girls who live or work together. T...

This week's vid is the 1986 hit "Let's Go All the Way," by Sly Fox. You would think its status as a "hit" would disqualify it from being a "forgotten" classic," but I recently got into an argument with someone at a bar who thought I was making this song up when I tried to prove its existence. So, maybe a lot of people just tried really hard to forget it. Sorry to jar you all back into reality. Whil...