What? I was here first, you go sit on the other side of the table. Dooods...I have come to a realization. And it started the other day, when the Younger Human was here. He helped the People move some stuff around, and then they went out, and when they...

Look at this! He was in my bed all day long! I mean, I was nice about it and didn't say anything in the morning when I saw him in it, and even went somewhere else to nap when I saw him in it in the afternoon. But that evening? I wanted my freaking...

See this little guy? His name is Marty, and he needs help. Marty is just a little guy who was rescued by a couple of college students. They were visiting someone who had him, and while they were there his anus (spot #13) prolapsed...and Marty's...

Ok, dooods, I know you've seen this picture before, but it bears repeating because I need your help. You see that red thingy between my paws? That's a red felt catnip candy bar. Someone barfed all over it the other day, and shortly after that it...

It's good to be king...