Look, I'm tired tonight and I might regret pointing this out, given how handy he is with his fists, but why does Andy McNab sign his books Andy Nob? You are reading the Richard Madeley feed, proofread by Oddie, approved by Fry, and with 50% less Judy...

I want you to forget about tales of a lightly oiled Nick Hancock and reviews of blisteringly fast phallic symbols. I want your attention on the here and now. Although it seems like I’m rarely here, I’m writing most days and publishing it all to the...

I've not abandoned you. And I've not abandoned Twitter. I'm just working on a project of such profound significance to mankind that it's eating up every hour of my day. Can't say more about it at the moment. Some day, it might all become apparent but,...