It is a dark time for the Health Care Reformers.  Although the Insurance Company Death Panels have been destroyed, Insurance Lobbyists and Blue Dogs have driven the Reform forces...

WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IT’S REALLY THE PERFECT CHOICE — AN IMMATURE PERSON, SURROUNDED BY HOT AIR, BUT WHO STILL NEVER GETS OFF THE GROUND...

10. FIELD GOAL KICKER  ORDERED TO MISS ‘WIDE RIGHT’ 9. PLAYERS WOULD BE LEFT SCRAMBLING FOR PAINKILLERS PILFERED BY LIMBAUGH 8. RAMS’ ‘THROWBACK’ UNIFORMS WOULD BE WHITE HOODS   7....

LET’S FACE IT, IF IT WEREN’T FOR TINA FEY LAST YEAR, BASED ON THE REST OF OUR PERFORMANCE, PEOPLE WOULD’VE BEEN CLAMORING TO SEND US TO GUANTANAMO...

I’LL BE BOLDLY GOING WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE – TRYING TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO THE KLINGONS IN CONGRESS THAT CALL THEMSELVES ‘CONSERVATIVES’...

“IF THE HEALTH PLAN OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY PASSES, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL THEN BECOME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR BLOODLETTING LEECHES.”

“WE’RE PREPARED TO ERECT LEVEES AROUND SENATOR LANDRIEU TO PROTECT HER FROM RIGHT-WING ATTACKS, AND TO ACTUALLY MAKE A DRAMATIC CHANGE TO THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL TO PLACATE THE SENATOR FROM ARKANSAS.”

“EVERY TIME I BOW DOWN TO THE CHENEY — THAT’S PRONOUNCED ‘CHEEEEENY‘ — RIGHT WING NEOCONS, I SEEM TO GET VERTIGO WITH A COMPLETE LOSS OF BALANCE AND A CASE OF THE CHILLS.” Actual Video here:

“IT’S SOMETHING OF A CROSS BETWEEN ‘THE GREAT BRATSBY’ AND FOR ‘WHOM THE HELL TOLLS’ … AND WE EXPECT THAT IT WILL BE CLASSIFIED BY THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS AS ‘FRICTION’.”

“EVEN IF THE ‘CLOWN GENE’ DOESN’T GET PASSED ON, THE CLOWN INDOCTRINATION ALWAYS SEEMS TO DO THE TRICK.” Story and video at Crooks & Liars.