Photoshopping blood; it's what I do best, I guess. So it's been a week since the Finale of America's Next Top Who Gives a Fuck, and this bowl of lukewarm soup was crowned "Best in Show". Congrats Nicole, you're going places...namely the chair beside...

Hello friends! I know it's been a while, but I have been rull busy. I started raising ferrets and they're taking up a lot more time than I thought. Did you know they need to be fed EVERY day? Ferrets are hard. Anyways, I took some time off raising...

People, it happens next week. Bloody Eyeball vs. Spittle Country. WHO WILL WIN (Nicole, doye). WHO WILL LOSE (we all lose).

SPOILER ALERT! My no-heart laughed and laughed...but I also felt bad for the bunny. You can tell he'd rather be in the arms of Alex Forrest than be forced to bash his paws on that piano. By the by: what do you think BB Stands for? I'm going to guess...

Okay, so it's Monday night and I'm halfway The Big Bang Theory. I recently reacquainted myself with BBT after an extended hiatus (I'm not sure what else I was watching. Maybe some crappy VH1 show? Yeah, I'll go with that). Anyways, I was sitting here...