Florentino Perez envisions 'Disneyland Madrid'. Concerned that Real Madrid wasn't having a big enough impact on our lives, Florentino Perez laid the first stone of "Sports City" when he was in charge of the club in 2004. The project was neglected...

Rotund Brazilian striker loses weight the cheaters' way. (Fat) Ronaldo was in hospital this week after breaking his left wrist in a 3-0 defeat to Corinthians on Sunday. Knowing that he is likely to be out of action for anything up to five weeks...

Hull’s Giovanni manages to fit preaching into his busy schedule Apparently, Giovanni’s Premier League success cannot be attributed solely to his own skill and determination: the Brazilian also...

New Government proposal ain’t never gonna happen The last time The Spoiler checked, we lived in a capitalist society, whereby privately-owned wealth is generated by participating in a free...

Beyonce-loving striker shows some loyalty a day too late. Emmanuel Adebayor has today told Arsenal’s official website that he owes the club for making him a star and won’t be going anywhere this...

Debrecen 0-1 Liverpool   Well, the good news is that a full strength Liverpool must surely be a good bet for the Europa League. The bad news is that it wasn’t the most convincing win that saw them slump out of the Champions League, as Lyon failed to...

The next Robinho? Chelsea and Man City will both be spending big in the January window - Chelsea to cover themselves in advance of the forthcoming transfer ban, Man City because they have gazillions of pounds burning holes in their beautiful flowing...

Also appearing on a computer near you And a lovely song from Ryan Babel David Beckham, and other famous asthmatics WAGs holding one another Spurs/Wigan goes on sale for £9.99 Want to know what Gerrard likes to read? Course you do! Cheryl Cole...

Oh, great timing Ryan - just brilliant! Taking the lead from another grumbling winger, Ryan Babel has taken it upon himself to ignite the flames of managerial wrath by speaking out about his terrible footballing woes (featured in today’s Sun),...

An exclusive table, just for The Spoiler readers When was the last time you did anything of merit on a Sunday evening? Never, that’s when! As everyone knows, Sunday evenings are mainly spent dry puking at the prospect of Monday morning, or sitting in...