"You see Santa Claus tonight, you better run, boy! You better run for your liiiiife! Heeheheeheeheheheh!" -The homespun wisdom of Grandpa Chapman (Will Hare) from SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984). WARNING: if you're one of those folks who gets...

Some words of holiday advice: 1. You can survive your fucking annoying family. And if they piss you off too much, just remember that one day they will be dead. 2. Don't drink and drive, 'cause that shit's for amateurs and assholes. Stay at home to...

I know I ran this last year, but once again here's my all-time favorite Thanksgiving movie moment, after which much righteous arson ensues: "We cannot break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people...

Yer Bunche, representing for the hopelessly Devoted. So Devo — the greatest band in the known universe, next to the Beatles and the Cramps — were in town for two nights doing shows at the Fillmore this past weekend and since they have never done a...

I'm almost done with the heinous transcription assignment and I also have three books to review for Publishers Weekly, along with two other related projects, so when all that's finished I'll have an account of Devo's two-night, two-album stand at the...