In January, my boss announced that blogging was going to be added to our job description. Initially this frightened me, as the majority of writing I've done in a professional setting involves things like helping people pick cat furniture. Eventually I...

Someday, a powerful alien race is going to land on Earth and begin systematically annihilating all human life. When we cry for an explanation, our cruel overlords will smugly hold up this album art and all we'll be able to do is nod, half-smile, and...