Breaking news from South Africa... Seemingly determined to restore pride with a consolation victory in the 3rd Test in Johannesburg, it has emerged that all 22 of the British and Irish Lions playing squad will be issued with revolutionary new...

Yet another twist to the Bastardo saga... First there was the alleged assault by up to 5 thugs in Wellington. Then it transpired that there had been no assault and that in fact M. Bastardo had consumed a few too many sherbets and fallen in his hotel...

OK, time now for my tuppence ha'penny's worth on Saturday's Lions Test. First things first. I missed the game owing to commitments at aforementioned kids' school summer fête. Idiot. From what I have seen and read it was an enthralling epic of a...

Leaving my thoughts of the Lions aside for a while longer yet... Last week was the final week of the Chesham/Mid Bucks Touch Rugby League and, true to form, the Chairman's Stags maintained our 100% record with a 7-4 defeat to the inappropriately named...

So, it appears that claims by Monsieur Bastardo that he was assaulted in Wellington at the weekend were a BIG FAT LIE. In a statement released today through his club, Stade Francais, Bastardo admitted that the assault was one giant porky pie. "I want...