YOU may remember we turned the spotlight on fatty footballers some time ago asking Who Ate All The Pies? Admittedly it's a bit unfair, especially taking into account the extra couple of pounds I've put on since my hey day. Our friends at Mirror.co.uk...

LIVERPOOL fans are holding their breath over the signing of Robbie Keane. He's a good player, possibly a very good player. The former Crumlin United (Dublin) striker may even blossom into a world class player alongside Steven Gerrard and Fernando...

SERIAL thug Joey Barton slipped out of Strangeways Prison, Manchester, into the arms of Kevin Keegan. Keegan, a decent bloke who believes in forgiveness and redemption, says the Newcastle player deserves a second chance. No. Barton has had plenty of...

STEPHEN Warnock pulled off one of the oldest playground pranks on John Arne Riise - and thanks to YouTube the Norwegian may struggle to live it down.

THE Harlem Globetrotters are surely the greatest entertainers in world sport - alongside snooker trickshot king John Virgo and that table tennis guy with mirrors and combs concealed in his bat. I'm being ironic about the last two. This Saturday...