Since the new season is a little over two months away, I'm going to do what I did last off-season, but this time a little bit simpler. In a four-part series, I'm going to break down the St. Louis Rams' schedule and make quick, witty — yes, on the whim — predictions about the Rams' [...]...

For some teams, there is no hope. None. Zip. Nada. The Dolphins? No freakin' way. The Falcons? Not this year. The Jets? Not gonna happen. The Chiefs. Don't think so. But the Rams at least have a chance. There is talent on the roster that, if the stars align and the creek don't [...]...

So, everyone's favorite idiot, Bernie Miklasz, from STLToday, must have given some tips to Evan Weiner of the New York Sun, because rumor has it that the Rams are probably heading back to Los Angeles in 2015, after the 7-year owners agreement is up. It's all purely speculation. It's funny that these are the things we [...]...

Truth — not rumor — has it that Tony La Russa is about to pop more boners than Hugh Heffner has had lifetime, for the chance to sign Barry Bonds to a contract to play for the St. Louis Cardinals. The solution here is to play Bonds behind Pujols in the lineup. After watching the [...]...

When I wrote "Rams fans" in the blog title, I'm not talking about Rams fans like myself, who follow the team and can write biased AND objective posts with deft, dexterity and intelligence every time they post about the team on a message board forum or sports blog, I'm talking about the fans in St. [...]...