If the search string fits: Somebody from Wasilla, Alaska searching for "hookers on cruise ships" landed on my blog. I think it is my favorite new euphemism for their former mayor and brand new public supporter of the crazed "birther" conspiratorial...

  My kiddo finally sent me a photo! We are back on track. Whining works, even if it is a bit unseemly and tragic. I love how newborns look kind of like aliens (E.T. in particular) and as they quickly age into infancy they start resembling little...

I ask my daughter "please text me a photo of grandbaby every day while I am in Rainytown" and she does for one week. But then she stops and I have to go pilfer them off her Facebook page. Is it too much to ask a busy daughter with her first baby to...

Not how we hold babies. America eventually grows disgusted with politicians who refuse to hold babies correctly. There are only a few basic ways to hold and carry a flaming battle-axe when being swarmed by rageful and deadly Visigoths or Huns as one...

Today is Tuesday and it is one day away from Monday and yet it is one day closer to next Monday. This is the Sisyphean horror of what it means to be a working person.  You flee from the gaping maw of one furious hellbeast and into the razor...