So Minister for having a Cushy Job, John Gormless, is thinking about a crackdown on election posters. Here's an idea, ban them altogether. Having a bunch of hideous, ugly cunts staring at you for weeks is no fun for anyone. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it probably puts people off voting. As well [...]...

Apparently some taxi driver is trying to have an annual Famine Day to honour the memory of those who died in the great famine all those years ago. Seems a bit mawkish to me. The great famine took place between 1845 and 1849 and over a million people died and a million emigrated - a fact [...]...

So many words, so little time. It's easy. Just get the words, put them in sequence so they all make sense. Look at how many you've got to choose from. Goat. Slurp. Ribald. Pernicious. Gazump. Flittering. Crank. Wobble. So many more as well. How can you be struggling? There's no need for it. Try the Bowie cut-up method. [...]...

We were sitting in Ron's last night, bored with the summer. It's been a dull one all round. I keep thinking about starting a fight with someone, just for the want of something to do, but then I figure I've got better things to do. Maybe not so much better as less pointless. Anyway, in came [...]...

…that the Green Party, as a political entity, has no connection with my green bin but I'm still using it to dispose of non-biodegradable or recycleable rubbish all the same....