I made it back just in time for all the festivities. Some highlights. - Ashley picked me up from the Minneapolis Airport this morning and of course we talked about all that went down in Japan. Let me just say, I brought some home/apartment listings...

Tonight I get separated from the family as I drive up to Atlanta, take a red-eye to LAX, and then a morning flight to Japan. Where thankfully I will be in downtown Tokyo at a seemingly nice hotel. I'll only be there overnight, just to hammer out some...

Today I'm answering and asking questions to both Ashley and I about normal every day things. Q: How old are you? Brian: 22 and a few months. Ashley: I'm a mint condition 21. Q: Do you plan on having more babies? Ashley: Of course! Brian: Of...

- Slept on the couch one night, because the bed was, "Full of babies!" Babies meaning, the cat, the dogs, and the twins. - Had Chinese take-out three days in a row cause we were both too lazy to make dinner. - Got my butt pinched in an elevator, not...

So yeah, Ashley, the down to earth, shy, tomboy that I married apparently isn't that shy around her BFF. Certain bedroom secrets have come out and have been subsequently squashed. I'm not saying that she told any lies, but my "turn-ons" are not an...