Some Guys Have All The Gundlach Frankly, we wish we could hate Jeff Bundschu. No, not because he’s a jerk or anything. He actually seems like a pretty cool guy. And that’s the problem: we’re jealous. Not only is Jeff a...

Emergency Wine Cellar Maybe you just opened a wine bar, and between getting permits and buying stools and putting together the ultimate smooth-jazz playlist, you forgot to stock any wine. Maybe you and your frat brothers are ready to move up to a m...

All We Are Is Dust In The Wine Taste this wine…only for a moment and the moment’s gone… But that distinctive character you notice certainly didn’t come from Kansas. It’s the mark of the Rutherford Viticultural Area in...

You Can’t Judge A Book, Etc. Once in the land of Paso Robles, there were five sisters. On the inside, they were as complex and flavorful as any other bottles of wine, and more than most. But oh, how ugly they were…

One Of A Kind, Times Three It’s good to be unique. It’s better to be unique and good. If all you care about is being unique, it’s not hard to achieve. That lunatic at the bus stop screaming obscenities about the moon landing?...

Just Like A Great Toy With No Batteries Maybe you own a bottle of the very best wine in the world. But without a corkscrew, what good will it do you? Yes, you could just break it on the edge of the table and try to catch it in styrofoam cups before...

Please, enjoy the delicacies I have laid out. I have spared no expense to ensure your enjoyment, even though there is no way you will ever fully appreciate it. Please, partake of the various pungent cheeses and gourmet olives I have placed before...

I used a barrel head from my own private reserve. No, uh, I can’t show you the rest of the barrel. For security. Please, marvel at my various dishes positioned elegantly aboard my Genuine Barrel head Lazy Server. It was taken this morning from a,...

Not For Use In Deep Sea Diving Or Space Travel How would you feel if there was no air? Well, then. Why treat your wine that way? Wine wants to breathe. It’s true! A good glass of wine can be greatly enhanced by letting it stand for just long...

A different kind of drinking game Time to separate the Winos from the Wine-Knows When you were a kid, there was always someone getting in your face trying to “make learning fun.” Sometimes it was a teacher, other times a babysitter, maybe even...