Have I told you of my unnatural love for the TV series "Mad Men?" I have not. People, it is my childhood come to life. As best I can figure, the character Sally Draper is my age. They have done a stellar job with props (the Drapers have my parents'...

I'll eat them here, WHACK! DING LING!!!

Received the following today from SPAMWORLD.COM. Although I must admit, I wasn't aware we'd all been assigned spam-sending quotas. All this time, I could have been spamming freely as long as I observed my quota. Who knew? ------------- ATTENTION It...