Ramblings of a low-stakes Internet grinder.

Proving that if you put a million monkeys in front of a million computers eventually 65,000 of them will log on to Party Poker.

This Is Who We Are And This Is What We Want, written 2 weeks ago, Nobody ever listens to me. I throw up a perfectly coherent and cogent post linking ham to sexuality and bigotry, and what happens? By fiat of 1/40th of the voting public - that’s the shift required to swing the measure the other way...

The hooker wants royalties, written 5 days ago,

A few hands, written 1 week ago, I haven't posted any for a while so i will post some below. Not much has been happening, i've haven't been playing so much in the last couple of weeks. I did an "In the Well" on 2+2 which can be seen here. Run good Running even better A hand against The_...

World Series of Poker Day 2 Circuit at Hammond. Final Table today, Steve Billrakis Holds Lead, written 2 weeks ago, The second day of the WSOP Circuit championship is being hosted this year by the Horse Shoe Casino Hammond located in Hammond, Indiana, got underway at 2 O'clock yesterday afternoon. ...

Stars $15+$1.50 MTT, written 1 week ago, Been a while since I posted so I might as well Blog a Brag Post! Last night playing on Stars $15+$1.50 MTT and somehow they let me sneak in the final table! I was sturggling the first 2 hours of the tourney Just barely making the money at 45 players out of ...

Rags for Riches: New World Champ, written 3 days ago, New World Champ If you’re like me, or say, millions of other people across the globe that live and breathe poker, than you probably hold a subscription to a poker ‘rag’: a magazine or publication built around us - poker players. Hidden ben...

Dont check the nuts, written 1 week ago, Beginning poker players can take a very important lesson from a hand I witnessed recently. I attended a charity event at my alma mater a few days ago. The purpose was to raise money for the alumni club. I had tons of fun visiting with some old friends. The ev...

Recap November 10th Tournament 2008 Season, written 1 week ago, Players: Fireballs, Hawkeye, Tombie, Grasshopper, Any2, Ca$hFlo Summary: Only 6 in both, so the games play quickly; an interesting MNF with the 49ers trying to surprise everyone with a win against the Cardinals, but failing miserably in...

ZOMGWTFBBQ!!1!!, written 6 days ago, A work buddy e-mailed me about the Steelers taking it easy on LT.. he needed the points. I sent this reply and then went to look up how close I was on the penalty difference and thought that there was something wrong with the NFL site... they still had the score...

I dislike poker again. What a stupid, stupid, lucky game...., written 2 weeks ago, I dislike poker again. What a stupid, stupid, lucky game. I've started lumping it along with fantasy football in the "inane pastimes" section of my life. The only pursuit I have right now that has anything...

How does aggression work continued…, written 2 weeks ago, It’s very simple. Raise. If you are going to play a hand preflop, make sure you raise it. Take control. Force your opponents into situations they would rather not be in. They will play horribly in the face of a tough decision. If nobody h...

Sometimes I let Villain Bluff, written 5 days ago, heres a classic example of me knowing that i have the best hand preflop and after flop , but instead of leading out , i decide to check giving the illusion of weakness, but more important allowing my opponent the chance to bluff at it since i look w...

Sometimes I let Villain Bluff, written 5 days ago, heres a classic example of me knowing that i have the best hand preflop and after flop , but instead of leading out , i decide to check giving the illusion of weakness, but more important allowing my opponent the chance to bluff at it since i look w...

Beginner Strategies: Choosing the Right Table, written 5 days ago, Sometimes what makes the difference between winning and losing can simply be sitting down at the wrong table. Learn how to pick the best online poker table.

Just cannot get enough of those pdc smilies, written 2 days ago, If like me you love playing poker online then you have probably played at many of the online poker rooms, personally i like playing on the merge gaming network of poker sites, i guess it’S the fun factor that the pdc smilies add to t...

Did People Act This Way 20 Years Ago?, written 1 month ago,

I'm a 2 a.m. to 6 a.m. FISH!!, written 3 weeks ago, I was playing around with my poker tracker stud stats, and pulled up my big bet per hour earnings based on days of the week and time of day. Turns out I'm horrible in early morning hours. Between 2 a.m. and 4 a.m., I'm a 2.7 BB/hour loser. Betwe...

Odd that nobody seems to be talking about this latest..., written 1 week ago, Odd that nobody seems to be talking about this latest fiasco from our completely corrupt and financially incompetent friends in Congress led by the botox-riddled corpse of Nancy Pelosi. Another bailout. Except this isnâ€...