You’re just jealous that you can’t hide when Aunt Mabel comes to visit. but nuffing can save u frum her froot caek...  Comment

Yous is cookin bacon. Don’t deny it. I knows. didju say bacon?  Comment

The eternal struggle of bear versus bear...  Comment

Hmmm, I wonder where I should put the body? under teh carpit iz a gud place...  Comment

A big-eared bank raider nicknamed Shrek is behind bars today after being warned he is 'too ugly' to commit crime. Unfortunate David Holyoak, 33, has rather distinctive looks and his features make it easy for police to get his description an...  1 Comment

10 thousand red roses bouquet for Woman Once a small truck stopped near the women's dormitory, 4 guys carried a huge bouquet of 10 000 red roses, brought him inside and drove away. The girl, who...  Comment

This is a functional mug made out of woven strips of bacon, filled with melted cheese. I have not yet been able to find the name of the genius responsible for this holy creation. Will s/he step...  Comment

Charlie Sorrel has an article at Wired exploring the potential development of LED-lit tattoos. New chips are small enough to be placed under the skin, mounted on a sheet of silk that dissolves...  Comment

We’ve brought you some pretty cool celebrity audition tapes in the past. It’s always fun watching actors trying to nail a role or a part on a show back when they were virtual...  Comment

Conan O'Brien responded to an angry Kirstie Alley last night after she tweeted that the "Tonight Show" host acts like she "bit his d**k off." The tweets were part of conversation with Star Jones who bemoaned being called fat a...  Comment

Like many Americans, I use Scrubbing Bubbles to clean my toilet. And by “I use,” I mean “cheer for my girlfriend while she uses Scrubbing Bubbles to clean our toilet.” Being supportive is key to...  Comment

Ever wondered what it would look like to watch two sets of Tyrannosaurus fossils getting it on? Well, A) You should probably be on some sort of watch list and B) Today is your lucky...  Comment

Strong emphasis on the word “early.” A research team at Simon Fraser University in Burnaby, Canada was able to temporarily stun worms with an ultraviolet light: The animals that scientists...  1 Comment

We're getting a new student today. I want all of you to be nice to him...  Comment

What is your favorite song? Mine is "The Mouse Song." They play it on the radio all the time...  Comment

We made it to the city! We're going to work from the bottom to the very top!  Comment

There are a million different video game related webcomics around the internet, but Brawl in the Family has to be one of my favorites, as it uses all the characters...  Comment

My friend Jamie drew this comic..  Comment

That's it!  Comment

Thank-you, you're too kind. Clap, clap, clap...  Comment

TIANANMEN SQUARE: It’s happened elsewhere too...  Comment

Stephen Colbert sat down with David Letterman last night and reminisced about his trip to Iraq. He recounted for Dave his visit to the White House where the president taped a segment for Stephen to show the troops. Turns out the president is an unner...  Comment

Jon Stewart gave what seemed like his final word on Sarah Palin last night, explaining to Fox News pundits that he doesn't dislike her because she's from Alaska or because she hunts, but because "when you peel back the pretty, shooty lay...  2 Comments

At the end of his "Better Know a District" segment with Congresswoman Jackie Speier of the California 12th, the pair decided to make a YouTube video because the company is headquartered in Speier's district. Colbert, who is a man of man...  1 Comment