They say that dogs are a man’s best friend. I don’t believe that.. how many of your friends have you neutered? wut iz noodered?

Am I supposed to be impressed? I makes six at a time. i maek enuf 2 haz a mosh pit...

In one ear—> —>Out the other kittehs nawt sew gud wif teh listening...

The eternal struggle of bear versus bear...

ALL BUCKETS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED. sumwun say sumfing abowt bukkits?

NATURE’S EXTERMINATING CO. We use natural methods to rid your home of buggiez...

u’z not doin well at dis game hooman u jus lost anuther ball down teh hole. sumfing is blokking mah pokkit...

Here we see Rex relaxing with his trophy the rack from a 128 point. buck...

Switchboard operator kitteh is agravated with your wire shinanagins...

Blendin in Ur doin it rite. ma camo iz not so gud...

I miss yur old boyfriend… the one who duzn’t like kittehs. but we awlredde “took care” of him...

bless you! …why you scream? sry. wuz xpecting sum puffz plus...

Yous is cookin bacon. Don’t deny it. I knows. didju say bacon?

You’re just jealous that you can’t hide when Aunt Mabel comes to visit. but nuffing can save u frum her froot caek...

even basement cat has a soft spot. dis wun nawt sew much...

You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means...

Hmmm, I wonder where I should put the body? under teh carpit iz a gud place...

I dunt think this is love… I think he’s basting me!!!! gasp! who kidnapped mah hamster?

TALKING BACK First your kid, then your bunny. ur otter iz next...

We’z playing Leapdog!