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'Monopoly' Movie Revealed: Plot To Serve As Shitty 'Alice In Wonderland' Analogy

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
If it has a CGI Rich Uncle Moneybags running around amongst real people like Roger Rabbit, then this movie must be made.
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55ft Long Snake Found In China

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 5:28 pm
Lol, "it was a hoax."
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Report: Anne Hathaway's Boyfriend to Propose

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 4:58 pm
That's a bit quick. The last guy who was arrested..when was that, last year? Way to swoop in on the vulnerable ones, dude.
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Female student suspended for "BUZZ" cut

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 4:45 pm
Talk about a situation where context is everything.
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Never-before-aired 'Star Trek' pilot to be released

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:40 pm
Sweet! It's like Comic Book Guy stumbling on a gold mine.
Andres Nov 12, 2009, 4:30 pm
That's a waste. I doubt this thing has eye candy worthy of Blu-ray. You'd probably see the string the Enterprise is suspended on.
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Lou Dobbs Leaving CNN

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:59 pm
lol. he'll go to wherever the angry old man demographic is addressed.
Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:07 pm
"Becoming angry?" Lot of those baby boomers came of age in 1960s. That wasn't exactly a period of ice cream and puppy dogs.
Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:21 pm
Baby boomer = Born between circa 1945 and 1965 roughly. Coming of age = transition from childhood to adulthood. Ergo, a significant number of baby boomers were adults during the tumultuous events of the 60s.
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Microsoft Manager Claims Window 7 Inspired by OS X, Windows 7 Team Lashes Out

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:13 pm
If they want true inspiration from Mac OSX, they'll lower the price of Windows 7 to 29.99
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Facebook iPhone Dev Quits Project Over Apple Tyranny

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:10 pm
Doesn't sound like much of a protest. It's not like the Facebook app was rejected. And he's still working for the company, just on another project.
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Mad Men and Buffy Writer Assigned to Pen Fright Night Remake

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:08 pm
Sigh. This sucks. But not as much as Clash of the Titans will.
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Men More Likely To Leave Partner With Cancer

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 3:05 pm
I've witnessed this sort of thing. Pretty sad.
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Vatican astronomer: Aliens could exist

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:23 pm
This isn't really strange at all. The Catholic Church today doesn't have any problems with biological evolution or a lot of concepts of modern science. It's their sex scandal/abortion/condom positions that get the most attention.
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Fasting on Alternate Days May Make Dieting Easier

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:16 pm
Sounds like a great way to lose muscle mass.
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Choosing a Car Seat Is No Easy Task

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:15 pm
I remember the days when kids would just be flopping around in the back seat.
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Going Vegetarian for Thanksgiving

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:07 pm
That'll be the day. Incidentally, Smart Dogs(tofu hot dogs) are nasty.
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Neti Pot Use Could Cause Sinus Problems?

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 2:05 pm
It's been around for a couple of thousand years. I think it helps a lot. Just remember to use warm water and the appropriate salts.
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Dina Lohan Confirms Lindsay Lohan is a Cutter

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 1:39 pm
After which mom added, "and it's all my fault." Oh wait no.
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Plastic Bags That Dissolve Harmlessly In Water

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 1:36 pm
You can drink the residue? Flavor the bags with Tang or something.
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Margarine or Butter: Which is Healthier?

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 12:17 pm
I was not put on this earth to eat fake butter and Diet Coke.
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Sociological Deconstruction of the Disney Princesses

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 12:14 pm
Yeah, Ariel was kind of a needy screwball. I'm not sure I'd be willing to physically morph into another species. Especially my lower half.
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Lindsay Price, Josh Radnor Call It Quits

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 12:00 pm
Julianne Hough, Chuck Wicks, Lindsay Price, Josh Radnor........who on god's green earth are these people?
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UK's Sky1 holds "Live Michael Jackson Seance"

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 11:53 am
That is the absolute definition of attention-whoring.
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Kim Kardashian Wears Prosthetic Face!

Andres Nov 12, 2009, 11:17 am
Why a sex tape of course.
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3 MEN AND A WRONG RUMOR

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:55 pm
A Police Academy sequel would have been more plausible.
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Google Data Shows the Most Obscenity-Obsessed U.S. Cities

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:35 pm
I had no idea Herndon, Virginia was such a foul-mouthed place.
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Wolfram Alpha Results Finally Show Up In Bing

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:26 pm
Wow, it gave me a pretty coherent response to "How long is a piece of string?"
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Sosa Speaks About White Skin: 'I'm Not a Racist'

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:21 pm
So first it was a disease, then it was steroids, now it's cream. Call me when he wants to invade Poland.
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Michael Jackson’s funeral topped $1-million

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:20 pm
I don't know why but that sounds kind of cheap to me in the grand scale of how he lived.
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French Paradox a Hoax. They’re Fat in Paris Too.

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 6:05 pm
You sure wouldn't notice that by walking down the street. I imagine it could get worse.
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'Clash Of The Titans' Teaser Gives Us Medusa And A Giant Scorpion

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 4:44 pm
Ugh, Lord of the Rings CGI vistas and cheesy rock music. They farked a classic.
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No Nessie, But Tons of Golf Balls Found in Loch Ness

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 4:15 pm
Nessie's a twig sticking out of the water.
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Now you can have a cholesterol test without fasting, researchers claim

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:53 pm
Unless of course you're having other blood tests done along with the cholesterol test.
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Not so cute after all, then! Fierce leopard seal displays its two-inch teeth as it hunts down a penguin

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:43 pm
"They are the only seal capable of attacking a human" Fail. These dude has obviously never been around an ordinary bull male seal.
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Pam Anderson Demands Special Lighting to Mask Ugliness

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:26 pm
The only "special lighting" that will help that situation is a moonless night.
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‘Dollhouse’ Is Dunzo!

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:24 pm
Joss Whedon should just enjoy his money and buy an island.
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Amy Winehouse’s friends say she wants butt implants

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:02 pm
Binge eating sounds easier.
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Rumor: Black Cat as Spider-Man 4 Villain and a New Female Lead?

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 3:01 pm
Ha. They've run out of the well-known villains, now it's time to get into the more obscure ones only hardcore fans know.
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Forbes TOP 10 Highest Paid Men On Primetime 2009

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 2:59 pm
Eh. What the heck does he do? I thought he retired.
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Scientology Seeks Investigative Journalists for a Potential Media Fight-Back [Revenge]

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 1:25 pm
Freedom magazine? You can't make this stuff up.
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Google Gives You More Storage for Less, but Still No GDrive

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 1:11 pm
Not very exciting if you can't upload any file you want.
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12-year-old girl sneezes 12,000 times a day

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 12:25 pm
And I thought I was bad. Now that truly sucks.
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Nielsen: TV viewing reaches all-time high (chart)

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 11:29 am
Do people still have those Nielsen boxes? Seems out of date.
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VESA Standardizes Mini DisplayPort — Could Lead to Thinner Netbooks, Notebooks

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 11:16 am
I don't get why they all aren't small in the first place. Do they fail a lot or something?
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Google Flu Shot Locator Shows Where To Get Vaccines Near You!

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 11:15 am
Paranoia helps to make a boring person's life more interesting. Why settle for a regular existence when you can turn it into an X-files episode?
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In Japan, humble barcodes are works of art

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 11:11 am
That's neat. It should make self-checkout a lot more interesting. And slower.
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A Supplement That Burns Belly Fat?

Andres Nov 11, 2009, 11:10 am
If that supplement is sit-ups and running, then sure.
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EU Lawmakers Become Real Cookie Monsters

Andres Nov 10, 2009, 7:06 pm
Now that is one stupid law. It'll turn the European internet into one big Windows Vista.
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