Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Oct 10, 2010, 11:14 am
And so you code… … And so you code… You’re at the office, everyday Typing thousands lines of code You spend your days debugging scripts And your boss gives you the creeps Sixty five developers Planted in dark cubicles Your team is always very late Your work is just impossible The ...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - May 12, 2010, 5:02 pm
- Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it himself. - The sooner you begin coding the later you finish. - Any project can be estimated accurately (once it’s completed). - The most valuable and least used WORD in a project manager’s vocabulary is “NO”. - The most v...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - May 12, 2010, 9:14 am
Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wan...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Apr 5, 2010, 10:59 am
I must say this one is a great example of how you can utilize your programming skills. This guy decided to use SQL Injection technique to hack a traffic camera. Rating: 5.0/5 (2 votes cast) No related posts.
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Apr 4, 2010, 3:17 pm
I’m sure you all know that according to the rules of elementary arithmetic division by zero is not allowed*. Also, I’m pretty sure you are familiar with the “Attempted to divide by zero” exception and some of you even write a specific catch in try…catch blocks to catch the DivideByZeroExce...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Apr 2, 2010, 11:57 am
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Th...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Oct 6, 2009, 2:39 pm
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Oct 6, 2009, 1:39 pm
Stop waisting your time. Use the twitter that targets the one person that actually wants to hear about your day. Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother. Twitteleh requires that you answer three basic questions: Where are you? What have you eaten? Are you wearing a sweater? var dzone_url =...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Oct 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
About a year ago i had to architucture some web application with a very rich client side UI. ASP.NET was an easy choise for a server side code, but what about client side ? The heavy viewstate, endless event handlers and infinity number of server side requests just to make the GUI  friendly – w...
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Oct 3, 2009, 6:46 pm
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Sep 29, 2009, 11:36 am
Rating: 4.6/5 (5 votes cast) Related posts:Twitteleh – Twitter for your jewish mother The website is down
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Sep 29, 2009, 11:36 am
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Jul 22, 2009, 1:33 pm
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Jul 22, 2009, 1:33 pm
This one is painfully similar to a real life stupidity when it comes to IT support. *Video contains some adult humor And the same one but with Russian subtitles: Rating: 5.0/5 (3 votes cast) Related posts:Twatif – Twitter restrictions in the real world
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Jul 16, 2009, 5:53 pm
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Alexander Kossovsky posted an article on .NET Tips & Tricks - Jul 12, 2009, 2:35 pm
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