Alexis Nicols

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Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Oct 19, 2010, 11:54 am
OK, so AMC is running horror flicks until Halloween, which is awesome. However, after watching the first few installments of the Friday the 13th franchise, I still can't get over how stupid sexually promiscuous teenagers are. Moreover, I can't understand why the powers that be insist on reopening Ca...
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To top it off, I was wearing flats.

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 6:13 pm
So, I'm on the bus, on my way home. As I'm climbing on, I drop my bus pass on the floor of the bus. Here's where the magic happens. As I'm squatting to retrieve it (my new bulging stomach prohibits anything so graceful as bending over), the bus lurches forward (I know the goddamn bus driver was watc...
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Just So I'm Clear...

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Sep 16, 2010, 2:58 pm
So let me get this straight: Lady Gaga wears a meat dress to send the message that she's NOT a piece of meat?? Maybe I'll shove a tire up my a** and NOT be a unicycle. What a fartweasel (Thank you S.B. for my new catchphrase.)
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I'm pretty sure God doesn't have a sales team

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Aug 3, 2010, 10:16 am
After a long and laboured panel discussion weighing the pros vs. cons of keeping my car, I made the very dubious decision to sell it to a friend. The truth is, it costs too much to keep a car in the city and I'll save mucho buckos taking the transit. An additional pro is that I'll get some much (MUC...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Jul 26, 2010, 1:40 pm
A few weeks ago, while packing to move to the new condo, I wrote an open letter to my kittehs: Dear kittehs: your efforts to thwart the move are valiant but futile. Please stop clawing the boxes and eating the tape. Apparently, said minions of the damned took this as a challenge. The move went smoo...
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If A Bitter Person Swallows A Bitter Pill, Do They Cancel Each Other Out?

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Apr 29, 2010, 7:19 pm
#1: I hate the gym. OK, here's the thing: I hate the gym. Honestly guys, I've given it a fighting chance. I've attended (mostly) religiously for almost 3 months. In March I lost 8 pounds (yay me!) Then...nothing. Not a pound, not an ounce, not a goddamn milligram. I thought it was hormonal (that the...
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Dear Rogers Media:

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Apr 23, 2010, 3:31 pm
Thank you so much for taking the time to call me (at work and on my cell phone) to ask if I would like to renew my one-year subscription to my magazine. I was especially pleased to learn that you had already tried to auto-renew the subscription on my credit card, and were only courtesy-calling to ge...
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I'm a Walking Bio-Hazard

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Apr 19, 2010, 3:02 pm
For the past 2 months, I have been locked in a battle between me and my body.Guess who's winning?I am trying desperately to get myself into a good "wedding weight". I have been working out diligently, hitting the gym 4-5 times per week (except for the 2 weeks when I had a terrible cold and didn't wa...
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Open Letter to the rude woman in the bar last night

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Apr 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
a) If it is so very important to banish my fiance to the end of the table because you don't want your baby to catch his cold, then perhaps you should not bring the baby to a bar. Surely there is some 15 year old who will be grateful to earn less than minimum wage for a few hours, no? b) If I were yo...
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Waist Management

Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Jan 16, 2010, 10:53 am
OK guys. I gained weight this year. No, really, I did. I'm not talking about 5 or 10 pounds. I mean in less than 2 years, I gained close to 30 pounds. I am officially the heaviest I have ever been in my entire life. I'll spare you the details as to how and why it happened. Surely, some of you watch ...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on - Jan 15, 2010, 2:05 pm
Leave it to my mother to create a committee focused on my reproductive health. Since making the decision to go off the Pill in August, I have yet to have my...monthly visitor. This was a cause for concern, as biology dictates that no period = no baby. I've peed on many sticks. I've had more blood te...
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Divorcee, sometimes actor, neophite on the blogosphere. Really, is there anything I CAN'T do half-assed?

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