Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Oct 19, 2010, 11:54 am
OK, so AMC is running horror flicks until Halloween, which is awesome. However, after watching the first few installments of the Friday the 13th franchise, I still can't get over how stupid sexually promiscuous teenagers are. Moreover, I can't understand why the powers that be insist on reopening Ca...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Sep 23, 2010, 6:13 pm
So, I'm on the bus, on my way home. As I'm climbing on, I drop my bus pass on the floor of the bus. Here's where the magic happens. As I'm squatting to retrieve it (my new bulging stomach prohibits anything so graceful as bending over), the bus lurches forward (I know the goddamn bus driver was watc...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Sep 16, 2010, 2:58 pm
So let me get this straight: Lady Gaga wears a meat dress to send the message that she's NOT a piece of meat?? Maybe I'll shove a tire up my a** and NOT be a unicycle. What a fartweasel (Thank you S.B. for my new catchphrase.)
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Aug 3, 2010, 10:16 am
After a long and laboured panel discussion weighing the pros vs. cons of keeping my car, I made the very dubious decision to sell it to a friend. The truth is, it costs too much to keep a car in the city and I'll save mucho buckos taking the transit. An additional pro is that I'll get some much (MUC...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Jul 26, 2010, 1:40 pm
A few weeks ago, while packing to move to the new condo, I wrote an open letter to my kittehs: Dear kittehs: your efforts to thwart the move are valiant but futile. Please stop clawing the boxes and eating the tape. Apparently, said minions of the damned took this as a challenge. The move went smoo...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Apr 29, 2010, 7:19 pm
#1: I hate the gym. OK, here's the thing: I hate the gym. Honestly guys, I've given it a fighting chance. I've attended (mostly) religiously for almost 3 months. In March I lost 8 pounds (yay me!) Then...nothing. Not a pound, not an ounce, not a goddamn milligram. I thought it was hormonal (that the...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Apr 23, 2010, 3:31 pm
Thank you so much for taking the time to call me (at work and on my cell phone) to ask if I would like to renew my one-year subscription to my magazine. I was especially pleased to learn that you had already tried to auto-renew the subscription on my credit card, and were only courtesy-calling to ge...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Apr 19, 2010, 3:02 pm
For the past 2 months, I have been locked in a battle between me and my body.Guess who's winning?I am trying desperately to get myself into a good "wedding weight". I have been working out diligently, hitting the gym 4-5 times per week (except for the 2 weeks when I had a terrible cold and didn't wa...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Apr 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
a) If it is so very important to banish my fiance to the end of the table because you don't want your baby to catch his cold, then perhaps you should not bring the baby to a bar. Surely there is some 15 year old who will be grateful to earn less than minimum wage for a few hours, no? b) If I were yo...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Jan 16, 2010, 10:53 am
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Jan 16, 2010, 10:53 am
OK guys. I gained weight this year. No, really, I did. I'm not talking about 5 or 10 pounds. I mean in less than 2 years, I gained close to 30 pounds. I am officially the heaviest I have ever been in my entire life. I'll spare you the details as to how and why it happened. Surely, some of you watch ...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Jan 15, 2010, 2:05 pm
Leave it to my mother to create a committee focused on my reproductive health. Since making the decision to go off the Pill in August, I have yet to have my...monthly visitor. This was a cause for concern, as biology dictates that no period = no baby. I've peed on many sticks. I've had more blood te...
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Alexis Nicols posted an article on Filthy Yum - Jan 15, 2010, 2:05 pm
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