Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 6, 2009, 10:32 am
Thanks to Shanna Germain for sending me the link to Erotica Revealed. I had somehow missed the new reviews this month. Pleasure Bound received two thumbs up from Lisabet Sarai, who said: One of the t...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 6, 2009, 10:27 am
Hey, check it out! Jason Frost is an Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer! Well after years of working, reading, reviewing, and heartache I have finally reached one of my goals. As of right now I am one of Amazo...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 6, 2009, 10:25 am
I've been fighting the weather this morning. Sometimes, when the wind blows, we lose our internet. So I think Fetish Friday will have to wait for Salacious Saturday. Or Sultry Sunday.... But I ha...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 5, 2009, 10:55 pm
During acupuncture tonight, I thought how odd it is that I need someone to actually stick needles in me before I can be still and quiet and in one place for any length of time. That realization cracke...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 5, 2009, 5:30 pm
Oh, so pretty. I can't even remember what I was looking for! XXX, Alison
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 5, 2009, 11:20 am
I just heard that I was about to get a check for D&A. Those who know me well know how baffled I am with acronyms and abbreviations. So I looked it up: Acronym Definition D&A Drug and Alcohol D...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 5, 2009, 9:50 am
I was thrilled to see that Naked Erotica just received a new five-star review on Amazon: Touch me By J. Kelley I read Rachel Kramer Bussel's piece 'Touch' first. It's the story ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 5, 2009, 8:19 am
I am at a very odd place. This place is called my dining room table. Wait, that's not what I meant. I'm at a very odd place in my writing career. This place is called "I have finished all my...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 4, 2009, 8:43 am
Description: To be read in the voice of Sean Connery: I've gotta ask you about the penis mightier...Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is, does it work? Will it really mighty my p...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Nov 4, 2009, 8:11 am
I told someone about my rejection file awhile ago, and the writer was all, "Huh? *You* get rejected?" And I was like, "Yeah, baby. Come on over and I'll show you my collection." Honestly, this ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 20, 2009, 3:33 pm
So John Mayer always sort of reminds me of other people. Jackson Browne. Chris Isaak. Ben Harper. I was reading/loving his pieces in Esquire before I knew what his music sounded like. But I have to ad...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 20, 2009, 8:08 am
Can't you totally see me wearing this? And when Sam butts up against me in the kitchen, and starts whispering dirty things to me, like, "You're such a little slut, aren't you?" I simply li...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
Oh, my god. This is my morning. I opened our insurance policy for our warehouse to see a $600 premium due. I call to find out exactly what we are covered for — because we have been donating books ri...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 19, 2009, 11:00 am
So last night (pre-martini) we went to a fabulous shin-dig. (Is that how you spell shin-dig?) We attended an event that helped raise money for a friend of ours who was crushed in a car accident about ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 19, 2009, 10:54 am
I'm so honored to have the first Dakota Rebel wedding picture! DR was the one who spear-headed the "Alison Support System" (yup, A.S.S.) that got me through a really difficult time. My wedding gif...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 19, 2009, 8:38 am
Last night, Sam went out to get martini fixings. He *had* to, he explained. "We had ice." It was a sign. So what if we didn't have gin, olives, or vermouth. The ice was the reason he had to go out...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 18, 2009, 1:26 pm
Okay, I haven't seen the Bud Light ad—I've only seen this rant against the Bud light ad. But I have to ask this question. Doesn't the way this lady disses on the Bud Light ad make it see...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 18, 2009, 10:37 am
I've been asked several times to be a part of LitQuake, but I've never actually attended as an author. Why? Because I'm a scaredy cat. When I used to play flute, and I'd have to do rec...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 18, 2009, 9:02 am
I've been struggling a bit with the Payloadz interface. Images keep disappearing. Information goes wonky (some of the stories are listed as being 247 pages long). So I'm trying the waters at ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 17, 2009, 7:09 pm
Last night, we went out to dinner. Don't laugh, but I had on a Wonder Woman t-shirt, a clingy cherry-red stripey tank dress, the violet-and-black stripey tights that Jo sent me, and glossy black b...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 17, 2009, 7:01 pm
"His cock headrest seat back." Just has a nice ring to it, don't you think? XXX, Alison
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 17, 2009, 8:49 am
Hey, don't hold your breath, but at this moment my computer is up and running! I get to take the PowerBook into the shop on Monday to be tweaked by our Mac guru. But right now, I can finish up the...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 16, 2009, 7:35 am
First off, I'd just like everyone to applaud the fact that I knew it was Friday! (Woo hoo!) Second, I have to admit, the name of today's fetish totally thrills me: Telephonicophilia, which, as...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 15, 2009, 8:36 pm
Yup, I'm on Sam's computer again. Because mine keeps permanently sleeping. Swear to god, I am ready to do what one person suggested on a message board: "Throw water on the screen. That's w...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 15, 2009, 5:04 pm
That query lands a lot of people on my blog. In our house, generally speaking, the very best time is right when I'm all dolled up and ready to head out the door. Something about the stockings or t...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 15, 2009, 8:11 am
... with Kindle? Then stampede over to Amazon to snag Obsessed for your hot little device! XXX, Alison
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 14, 2009, 5:48 pm
Hi Alison, Just wanted to gush that Kiss My Ass is incredible. Your story had me hooked from the very first line, and I loved the characters. I also loved Sommer Marsden's piece The Other Side o...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 14, 2009, 1:06 pm
...not to stress too much about money. I know everyone is struggling. (What I don't know is whether this fact helps my mental state or makes me even more stressed!) But I have to say, now that the...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 14, 2009, 10:21 am
Jo says: Brandon can multi task impressively! I love the mental creativity of the play going on in this story, and I love how I can see you daydreaming with a ... pen on your mouth while you think ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 14, 2009, 7:55 am
The Rubicon Reader does it again! Jason Frost just reviewed His: 30 Erotic Tales Written Just for Him. No one gets in my way when I'm reading erotica... NO ONE! As par for an Alison Tyler edited ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 13, 2009, 10:52 am
Just got my first feedback on my new story, Obsessed: Holy Crap, Alison. I just bought and read OBSESSED! It blew me away. I have very wet panties - Loved, loved, loved it. For some reason I can'...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 13, 2009, 8:46 am
So I sort of loved being called obsessed with spanking. Because, you know, I am. To that, um, end—here's my latest spanking story, up for sale on Payloadz: “I think you’re obsessed with sp...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 13, 2009, 7:33 am
I am on Sam's computer again. Which I fucking hate. It's the identical model to mine. But somehow everything is different. Even the font interface. I cannot figure out how to change things—a...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
...that someone was able to land on my blog by typing in: "stroke it harder baby, cum on my face" she said to me. Although, at the same time, I am oddly charmed by the "she said to me" part. And yet,...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 12, 2009, 5:42 am
That's the name of the company selling this unbelievable couch! I worship leopard print. And not only from afar. I've been tearing pages out of magazines this fall, longing for leopard-print b...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 12, 2009, 5:32 am
I have to laugh. Every so often, you get a review that is worthy of repeating—even a bad one. And I woke up to one with the final line: "And I think whoever compiled these was obsessed with spanking...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 11, 2009, 3:29 pm
I love when people let me see into their world. I sent some books to a friend, and she sent me snapshots to show how well my anthos go with her decor! Don't they look stunning? XXX, Alison
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 11, 2009, 2:56 pm
Not with his mustache. But with the hint of growing one. Because I love when he has a mustache. Mustache and a goatee. 5-day beard. Any facial hair at all. I don't know why—just tickles my, um, ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 11, 2009, 7:49 am
I have a friend who runs one of my favorite restaurants. More of a solid acquaintance than a friend. I mean, we're always *friendly* to one another, but I suppose I have her on this little pedesta...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 10, 2009, 6:49 pm
So, I quit Facebook. And, um, Twitter, too. Apparently, at about the same time each month, I kind of freak out. And yeah, I figured that out all by myself. Because I am Einstein. But mostly I quit bec...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 10, 2009, 2:19 pm
...to crow about the sex we just had. Yes, the sex was so good, we have decided to speak in the "Royal we." Because oh, holy fuck. Let us just say, the outfit included a pair of glossy red patent leat...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 10, 2009, 9:25 am
I have a confession: I miss my record player. (Well, I have a new old record player, that I bought while writing Junking for Liaisons.) But I miss my records. At some point, during some move from here...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 10, 2009, 8:07 am
I woke up thinking about Roller Derby. No clue why. Awhile back, Pretty Things Press was able to sponsor a Roller Derby team. Tres cool, no? Sommer Marsden penned a fabulous roller-derby story I thoug...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 9, 2009, 9:05 am
I am focusing today on "schediaphilia," because I've had a few searches for this fetish land readers on my site. This is a new one to me. How about you? "Schediaphilia or toonophilia is the prima...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 9, 2009, 8:55 am
I love Thomas Roche. I have known the (handsome, hunky, debonaire) man since the 90s, when we were both Masquerade writers. (Don't you like the sound of that? As if we both sat at our desks wearin...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 8, 2009, 6:25 am
I have been up for hours, and it is only 4:28. WTF? No idea. But let's roll with it. I get hits for "fucking a pushy," "pushy fucking," "German pushy," "how do you fuck a pushy," etc. all the frea...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 7, 2009, 6:21 pm
I am feeling much better, thank you. Not necessarily saner, but less all-over-the-place. Unfortunately, Georgia has come down with the flu. Fortunately, Georgia has a witty take on everything. This is...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 7, 2009, 11:58 am
Yeah, I have. Lost it. A bit. Not in a bad way. Just in a, "I've lost it" sort of way. I hope that you're laughing *with* me today, and not *at* me, as I post several million times in an hour....
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 1, 2009, 3:20 pm
YAY! Scan came back clear! We can breathe! Breathe with us and uncross your fingers, toes, and other apendages! My computer is now being forcibly pried away from my fingers... so will be back later ...
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Alison T. posted an article on Trollop with a Laptop - Oct 1, 2009, 12:21 pm
Oh, I love you, Jo! I really do! My brand-new story Casual Spank Day was up for all of six minutes, and lookee here! A five-star review to hang up on my wall: I don't know much about clothes but....
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