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Dolphins fans perform lap dance in the stands

Andrew I. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2010, 2:03 pm
The Dolphins may have lost on the field Sunday, but after seeing this video, it appears they won in the stands. Two rather attractive females show that stripper moves can be performed, albeit poorly, without a pole. And while I appreciate the gyrations of the young lady in the Zach Thomas jersey, ...
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Concerned citizens bust Reds for smoking in clubhouse

Andrew I. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2010, 12:25 pm
Normally, we wouldn’t find a man smoking a stogie all that interesting. In fact, the last time any cigar got this much attention was the Clinton administration. But there are those in this country (mostly over the age of 65) who have taken the term “whistleblowing” too far. Thes...
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Reminder! Last day to enter to win a Halo: Reach Xbox 360 signed by Mark Sanchez

Andrew I. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2010, 11:08 am
Do you like your video game consoles with a famous man’s name scribbled on them? Of course you do! So that’s why we’re reminding you that today is your last chance to win a Halo: Reach special edition Xbox 360 signed by the New York Jets’ star QB Mark Sanchez. Sign up for ...
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Tiger Woods has his eye on you

Andrew I. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2010, 10:57 am
Tiger Woods, I feel bad for you sir. Not only has your golf game been suspect this year but you probably haven’t pulled any tail for quite some time. You certainly can’t go on a date because it would make international news and asking your ex-wife for some make-up sex is probably out o...
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Sports by the numbers: 10/1/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2010, 9:14 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 24 In perhaps the worst tv network decision since allowing Outsourced on the air, ESPN is creating a subset just for women with espnW (24% of overall viewer-ship). There are a whopping two shows ESPN airs that have a majorit...
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Tennis anyone? Anna Kournikova to appear on "Biggest Loser"

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2010, 4:44 pm
Anna Kournikova will take time out of her insanely busy schedule of giving men erections to help some fat people. How incredibly kind of her to rub in how hot she is to people who have no self esteem. Fantastic idea. The Russian star will lead 15 contestants on the “Biggest Loser” in ...
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Ines Sainz gets nude offer from Playboy

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2010, 2:11 pm
Ines Sainz and her booty may be coming to a magazine stand near you. According to TMZ, the TV Azteca reporter was approached by Playboy with a substantial offer to bare all in an upcoming issue. Sainz, of course, has had her 15 minutes of fame extended by weeks because of her run-in with the New Y...
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LeBron claims race was a factor in backlash

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2010, 1:05 pm
LeBron James and adviser Maverick Carter took their talents to CNN last night. And they used their time with host Soledad O’Brien to let everyone know they thought race played a factor in the...
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Audio: Chad Ochocinco's cereal has sex line number

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2010, 11:09 am
While we don’t normally consider ourselves connoisseurs of phone sex lines, we do give our resounding approval of this one. If you haven’t heard already, Chad Ochocinco has a number on his breakfast cereal for a charity. Except the number directs you to a woman in a sexy voice asking y...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/30/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2010, 9:20 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 25 When Darryl Strawberry sees someone in distress, he runs to their aid. The former Mets’ star paid a 25 dollar cab fare for a woman who had left her wallet at home according to the NY Post. Now if only someone had o...
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Porn star Devon James shopping Tiger Woods sex tape

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
It was only a matter of time before a sex tape emerged in the Tiger Woods mistress bonanza. The first up to bat? None other than porn star extraordinaire Devon James, who Radar Online claims is attempting to sell the video for $350k. Apparently, her last double penetration flick didn’t do a...
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Drunken spectators storm bullfighting ring; 3 die, 37 injured

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2010, 12:42 pm
On a list of things you should never do in your life, getting drunk and storming a bullfight should probably rank in the top 5. Three people died and thirty-seven were injured at a Colombian bullfight when spectators jumped into the ring. The “corraleja” as its called in Sabanalarga,...
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Sports pic of the day

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2010, 11:51 am
Last night, three teams punched their tickets to the MLB playoffs. The Cincinnati Reds, the Tampa Bay Rays, and the over-exuberant, sexually charged New York Yankees. Every morning I wake up wondering if today is the day that I finally get to drop a bukkake reference on the Guyism readers. Well, ...
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Gloria Estefan climbs out of her suite at the Dolphins/Jets game

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2010, 10:20 am
Gloria Estefan was due to perform during halftime of the Dolphins-Jets game on Sunday. But she ran into a rather large problem. The door to her suite wouldn’t open. And instead of destroying a luxury suite by dismantling the door, Estefan instead decided to jump over to the next suite. You...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/29/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 29, 2010, 8:51 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 1:20 The Commonwealth games have officially gone from sporting event to circus act. Organizers have ordered Langur monkeys to protect and serve the athletes village. The Langur, a highly trained primate is extremely territo...
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Packers fans lose it after yet another penalty

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2010, 4:59 pm
When you have 18 penalties in a single game, there’s a good chance that not only will the players/coaches be frustrated, but the fans might be a little too. So kudos to the Packers for trying their damndest to give every Cheesehead out there a heart attack. And yes, that includes this group ...
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HS player's incredible touchdown run gets called back for no helmet

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2010, 2:53 pm
As a way of protecting football player’s from suffering catastrophic head injuries, amateur leagues as well as the NFL have made it a point to blow a play dead if the ball carrier’s helmet comes off. Unfortunately, the refs in this high school game on Friday were a bit slow to blow the ...
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Alyssa Milano's clothing line gets a NFL commercial

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2010, 12:50 pm
In what appears to be a campaign for female football fans, the NFL is running commercials for Alyssa Milano’s clothing line, Touch. Milano, who has been in the apparel business for quite some...
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The LeBron James naughty and nice list

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2010, 10:19 am
Yesterday, LeBron James told Rachel Nichols of ESPN that he has kept a written list of people who have criticized him this summer. Because, you know, that’s how LeBron rolls. So while it may be a...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/28/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2010, 8:30 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 3,418 George Blanda, considered by many to be one of the greatest football players of all-time died yesterday at the age of 83. Blanda was one of two players to play in four different decades as his career spanned from 1949-...
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Shaun Smith allegedly grabs genitals….AGAIN

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 5:36 pm
Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. A defensive tackle for the Kansas City Chiefs was accused of grabbing another players’ genitals during a game. Regretfully, that defensive tackle was Shaun Smith. If you recall, it was Smith who was fingered last week as having done the same th...
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Sports pic of the day

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 3:06 pm
Thankfully, Florida Marlins rookie Logan Morrison only dresses up as a woman when he’s getting hazed by his teammates. Otherwise, Thanksgiving with the family would probably be a little uncomfortable. The picture, which includes a rather unsightly amount of fake pubes, was tweeted by the afo...
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Want a limited edition Halo Xbox 360 autographed by Mark Sanchez? Sign up for the Daily Guyism

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 2:39 pm
Because we love our readers here on Guyism, we’re giving you a chance to win a limited edition Halo Xbox 360 signed by Mark Sanchez. If you’re not familiar with the Halo series, well then, we feel sorry for you. It’s one of the most popular first-person shooter video games in t...
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VIDEO: NFL ref screw up begs for Benny Hill theme music

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 1:10 pm
What started out as a simple penalty explanation for NFL referee Carl Cheffers quickly turned into a rumbling bumbling soliloquy that he will soon never forget. And of course, the clip becomes infinitely better when set to Yakety Sax.
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Coeds, Kung Fu, and drunken tailgating: 7 videos from the college football weekend

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 10:34 am
The wild and wacky from this weekend’s college football action… Arizona State coeds show dancing old guy a good time You may not be able to horse collar anymore, but feel free to kung fu them in the face Sparty would do a lot of things for love, but he certainly won’t do that ...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/27/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 27, 2010, 9:00 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 73 After Eastern Michigan gave up 73 points to OSU over the weekend which included a trick play throwback to quarterback Terrelle Pryor after being up more than 40 points, coach Ron English had this to say. “Every dog ...
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NFL week 3 fantasy round-up

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Over the course of the NFL season, Guyism is here to give you weekly tips on who you should start, bench, or otherwise drop entirely from your fantasy team. Also, in conjuction with FanDuel’s $50,000 NFL fantasy football championship, we’ll show you our star studded lineup for the week....
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VIDEO: Devastating hit in ESPN high school game

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2010, 8:55 am
Regardless of level, this is one of the hardest hits you will ever see. Definitely need to keep your head on a swivel when somebody reverses field on a punt return. From last night’s ESPN high school game between South Pointe and Spartanburgh. Hard to judge from the video but I estimated th...
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Zen and the art of technical fouls by Rasheed Wallace

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2010, 4:23 pm
Yesterday, at the referees’ annual meeting in New Jersey, the NBA announced new guidelines on what constitutes a technical foul. No longer will players be allowed to overtly argue calls. In...
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VIDEO: High school football brawlfight

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2010, 1:25 pm
When Del Norte and Albuquerque high school get together, watch out. It rivals something along the lines of Bayside and Valley. This is a brief skirmish during last night’s game. There appears to be about three people in the stands so it’s a bit surprising someone was actually there to...
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Pitt loses Dan Mason to dislocated knee

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2010, 10:49 am
If for some reason, you watched the entirety of the Miami-Pittsburgh game last night, I offer you a hearty round of applause. One of the more boring games I’ve seen in quite some time. Miami dominated pretty much from start to finish on the defensive side of the ball holding the Panthers to...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/24/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2010, 8:30 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 41 The Lakers Andrew Bynum will not be ready for preseason basketball. Instead of getting surgery on his ailing knee a week or two after the finals were over, Bynum wanted to go to the World Cup. The result? 41 days after ...
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Sarah Palin is not Playboy material according to Ochocinco and T.O.

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 5:25 pm
Sarah Palin has probably never watched “The T.Ocho Show”. In fact, it’s a good bet she’s not even familiar with the shenanigans of Terrell Owens or Chad Ochocino. Had the NFL played games in Russia though, I’m guessing she could certainly see them from her window. Any...
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David Beckham slept with prostitutes according to magazine

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 3:31 pm
David Beckham is taking legal action against In Touch magazine after they published a prostitute’s detailed affair with him. A woman named Irma Nici alleges that she met with Beckham on five different occasions to have sex. She remembers it fondly rating him as a 7.5. Apparently, he really ...
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Sports pic of the day

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 1:27 pm
Earlier today, we spoke about the trials and tribulations of the Commonwealth Games in New Delhi. Specifically about a bridge that had collapsed and the lack of sanitary conditions in the athletes’ village. Well, now you can see how bad the village is for yourself. The BBC obtained some pho...
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David Stern tells Gilbert Arenas to shut his trap about gun incident

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 11:36 am
NBA commissioner David Stern is ready to welcome Gilbert Arenas back into the league with open arms. Provided he follow some conditions. Mainly, not ever speaking about last December’s gun...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/23/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2010, 9:19 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 68 How bad are the Commonwealth game preparations going? Well, let’s put it this way, even the natives are pissed. 68% of New Delhi residents are “ashamed” of the games. The multitude of things wrong incl...
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Passing out at a tailgate is probably a bad idea

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2010, 3:07 pm
As a Lions fan, I don’t have many pleasures in life. When Barry Sanders came into the league, I regularly sported wood for three hours every Sunday. Watching that dude juke defenders all over the field, albeit in a Lions’ loss, was the highlight of a very sorry childhood. But that was...
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Mike Vick is now "Top Dog" in Philly

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2010, 1:48 pm
After watching Mike Vick carve up the Lions defense on Sunday, I was sure that Andy Reid would name him the starter the following day. But Reid, was adamant in the post-game–Kevin Kolb was his guy, concussion or not. Two days later, there’s been a dramatic change of heart. In case you...
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Andrew Bynum caught in hilarious video game glitch

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2010, 11:35 am
I knew Andrew Bynum was having knee trouble but I wasn’t under the impression that it made him immobile. This video via Kotaku shows one of the funniest video game glitches you will ever...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/22/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 22, 2010, 9:00 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 866.588.2264 Mo Williams, you clearly have something wrong upstairs sir. Do us all a favor and please, call this number. It’s to see a world renown neurologist at the Cleveland Clinic. I’m sure he’ll able...
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John Harbaugh fined 15k for making contact with official

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2010, 1:43 pm
The Baltimore Ravens were visibly upset with some of the officiating during their game with the Bengals Sunday. At issue were two personal foul calls: One on Ray Lewis for rolling into Carson...
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What happens at the bottom of the pile, stays at the bottom of the pile

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2010, 11:14 am
It’s all fun and games until someone grabs the twig and berries . Browns center Alex Mack claims that Chiefs defensive linemen Shaun Smith went for his genitals in a scrum late in the first half of Sunday’s game. “I don’t think he should be able to do that,” said Mack...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/21/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2010, 9:44 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 200,000 The cost to outfit IU football players for an entire year. Given the Hoosiers’ football ineptness for, well, it’s entire existence, we’re thinking the money could be better spent elsewhere. 03...
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Radio host to MSU coach Dantonio: "God is going to get you"

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2010, 8:22 am
When you’re a South Bend radio host, it’s your job to drum up support from the Irish masses. With barely any other news or sports in town, Touchdown Jesus casts a heavenly shadow over your station. So being a homer is part of the gig, everyone understands that. Being a moron on the ot...
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When mascots attack! Bobcat tackles Brutus Buckeye

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2010, 3:07 pm
Ohio University was forced to apologize for the behavior of their mascot during Saturday’s game with Ohio State. The “Bobcat” tried to engage “Brutus Buckeye” in some fistacuffs but failed miserably. What ensued could more or less be described as some kind of furry so...
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LaVar Arrington rips Favre in Washington Post blog

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2010, 12:49 pm
Brett Favre had a rough game yesterday. Actually, that’s being nice. The truth is, Favre was utterly worthless with four turnovers which included two interceptions in the end zone and a terrible...
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Brandon Jacobs throws his helmet into the stands

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2010, 11:26 am
The New York Giants not only lost a game last night, they have may lost Brandon Jacobs as well. An angry Jacobs mistakenly threw his helmet into the stands after attempting to slam it in the wall behind the visitors bench. The helmet was claimed by a man in a Colts jersey. And as you’ll see...
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Serena Williams owns one magical dress

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2010, 11:00 am
Serena Williams attended something called the Macy’s Passport Glamorama Fashion Extravaganza in Los Angeles the other day, but the real story of the event was the magical fabric Serena’s dress was made out of that kept it from exploding under the strain of all of her curves. She must hav...
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Sports by the numbers: 9/20/10

Andrew I. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2010, 8:30 am
Guyism’s daily look at what’s hot in the world of sports. 40 Around 40 minutes after MSU coach Mark Dantonio beat Notre Dame on an unbelievable fake field goal in overtime, he experienced tightness in his chest. His wife, not wanting to take any chances drove him to nearby Sparrow ...
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