Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 11, 2011, 3:19 am
The very first JankyVision video production. It is of a quality quite appropriate to our name.
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Apr 19, 2010, 11:49 am
PORTLAND - A new species of dinosaur has been discovered in the suburban regions of what is now western North America. Stuccosaurus (Stegosauridae Lathandplaster, "siding lizard") had distinctive tail spikes and back plates like its cousin, Stegosaurus. It also lived in the Late Jurassic perio...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Apr 19, 2010, 10:57 am

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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Apr 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
MILAN - Archaeologists working in Europe have discovered a new species from the hominid family, Metrolopithecus Beckhami. The complete, very well-groomed specimen was found near the posh midtown district of a prehistoric settlement. "This early human clearly took good care of himself, and had ...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Mar 18, 2010, 3:32 pm

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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jan 21, 2010, 2:15 am

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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jan 21, 2010, 2:15 am
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Sep 22, 2009, 10:45 pm
BURBANK - A potato that bears an uncanny resemblance to a potato sold at auction this week for 79 cents, before auction fees and shipping charges. "To look at it, you wouldn't know it from a potato," said winning bidder Jane Valvonne. She secured the unusual tuber with a last-minute bid that beat ou...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Sep 22, 2009, 10:45 pm
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Sep 6, 2009, 1:55 pm
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Sep 6, 2009, 1:55 pm
This utterly useless t-shirt is available from the JankyStore!
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Aug 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Aug 19, 2009, 6:13 pm
Made exclusively for the economical stealth warrior, this warm cotton/poly hoodie will keep you comfortable whether engaging in espionage or assassinating rival warlords. Let the world know that you are among the mysterious practitioners of the ancient art of ninjitsu, or that you just like to have ...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 16, 2009, 6:32 pm

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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 7, 2009, 1:33 am

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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 7, 2009, 12:36 am
Look at this image and cross your eyes slightly, allowing them to relax and focus beyond the image. A 3-D representation of another, distinctly varied carpet will appear.
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
VANCEFORD - The guy who just moved in next door to Will and Patsy Grindace is triggering their Amwaydar, an intuitive ability some have for detecting multi-level marketing. Lawrence "Larry" Bostock, Jr. purchased the ranch house adjacent to the Grindaces, and so far has been a pleasant addition to t...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - Jun 5, 2009, 5:10 pm
WASHINGTON DC - The 2009 Atlantic hurricane season has been shortened from six months to one week, starting today. "It's going to be one hell of a week, but we want to get it all over with in one swoop," said oceanographer Claude Degausse. "This gives us more control over response efforts and schedu...
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Andy A. posted an article on JankyVision - May 27, 2009, 11:26 am
DETROIT - Automotive giant General Motors sat Washington down in the manager's office Wednesday and laid it out straight. This deal on the table to exchange $27 billion in unsecured debt for 10% of GM stock is worthless without some rust proofing. Washington may have worn down the new guy, Evan, in ...
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