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My Lovely Lady Lumps

pearl w. posted an article on - Nov 28, 2009, 9:08 pm
I had such grand plans for journaling this pregnancy through my blog, such high hopes. I was envious of other women who blogged throughout their pregnancies and I wished I had such a wonderful record ...
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Ahoy, Matey! Pirates Aren't Just For Halloween!

pearl w. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 10:13 pm
The kind people at Growing Tree Toys , a retailer of educational toys, recently sent me a toy to review. I had seen Manhattan Toy's Dress Up Pirate before and considered buying one for my nephew w...
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It's Your Lucky Day!

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 26, 2009, 6:06 pm
Not only am I not going to complain about how nauseous I feel today, but you get to see a picture of TJ! Several weeks ago, I entered a give away at Mom to Bee and won! It was very exciting, probably...
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Oh Happy Day!

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 9:11 pm
Today we saw a beautiful little heart beating and were told our baby looks perfect. Words can't even describe how happy we are. I guess there is not much else to say... so without further ado, her...
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True Confessions Tuesday & A Manslation

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
I had this fantasy that it would be so nifty to chronicle my pregnancy here on this blog. I have seen other people do it and I always thought to myself, I wish I had started this blog when I was pregn...
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Is It Tacky to Air My Dirty Laundry on My Blog?

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 11, 2009, 11:25 pm
Several weeks ago, my mother in law asked me if I could help her with some computer related things (she has her own business) one day a week. I thought it would be nice for TJ to see her grandma on a...
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How I Accidentally Read Dooce's Book

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
When a self-proclaimed 'non-reader' friend of mine asked me for a book recommendation, I did a virtual back flip. As all book lovers know, it is quite the thrill to get to turn someone onto a...
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Is It Too Soon To Be Thinking About This?

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
I recently read an article that bashed the fairly recent cultural development known as the Push Present. This article was all blah blah blah about materialism and consumerism and some other boring ass...
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It's Pretty Much Never All About You Anyway

pearl w. posted an article on - Oct 1, 2009, 10:59 pm
As we all know, I am counting the minutes to my first prenatal appointment. While this queasy feeling and the self imposed positive thinking have eased my mind quite a bit, I still can't help fee...
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I'm So Happy, I Could Puke

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 11:14 pm
Literally. I am on week 5 here and I have started to feel little waves of morning sickness here and there. And by little waves of morning sickness, I mean I have felt nauseous from about 11am to abo...
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The Vow of Positivity is Kindof Hard

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2009, 8:00 am
I found out I am pregnant 10 days ago, but it seems like it's been 10 years. Time seems to have slowed down to the point where I find myself thinking, is it still only today? how can it still just...
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This One is For You, Mama Bee... And You Too, Stalker Friend!

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 26, 2009, 7:11 pm
In honor of the fact that Mama Bee found my post about being 4 weeks pregnant to be yawn worthy, and in honor of the fact that one of my friends successfully stalked me to the point of discovering my...
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The Universe Just Keeps On With It..

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 2:28 pm
We all know how The Universe loves to give me signs... sign of things such as being pregnant. Well, it seems as if The Universe really wants to make sure I've got the message because one of my de...
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The Four Week Report

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 24, 2009, 10:37 pm
I am a little over 4 weeks pregnant, and I can't say there is too much to report. Really the only pregnancy symptom I have is the crazy ass dreams I have been having for the past 10 nights or so....
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Staying Positive (It's a Double Entendre, but Not One of Those Risque Ones)

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 21, 2009, 10:48 pm
I must admit I feel little ridiculous knowing that I am pregnant at a mere 3 + weeks. When I was much younger, I never gave the delicateness of pregnancy much thought. I assumed it worked like this...
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I Wouldn't Drink That If I Were You

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2009, 12:12 pm
I apologize for being away for so long! You guys were so insistant that I get wasted that I decided it must be the right thing to do. But I didn't have any liquor in the house so instead I went o...
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Put Your Throat Guards On

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 17, 2009, 7:03 pm
I took a pregnancy test today and it was negative. I am only eight days past ovulation; I know that's early, but still. Why do I do this to myself? FUCK! Now I feel like punching someone in th...
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Not STFU, Rather SFTU!

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 16, 2009, 9:16 am
Today I am seven days past ovulation; still at a point where no sane person would have any physical signs of pregnancy. So we all know what that means, right? It's time to play one of my favorite...
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Crazed Rambling. Click if You Dare...

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 12, 2009, 5:50 pm
I am beginning to wonder if all of this positive thinking is going to backfire on me. Because I am seriously convinced I am pregnant right now. Yeah, right now, as in three days after I ovulated. ...
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Why Is My Husband Trying to Murder Me?

pearl w. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2009, 1:55 pm
I told myself I wouldn't neglect my blog during the boring ass two week period of time that I am waiting to ovulate this month. But I haven't been inspired to write a decent post... shit, I h...
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Positive Thoughts (Pun Intended...)

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 31, 2009, 10:17 am
I just finished reading a book... a memoir actually... where the mother in the story was batshit crazy. She put her children in impossibly terrible situations, but she had this cheerful refrain, "I am...
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The Return of Anal Tics

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 26, 2009, 8:31 am
In an attempt to not bore you to death with two weeks worth of "I am looking forward to ovulating" types of posts, I thought I would share some of the keyword search phrases that lead to my blog accor...
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!@##**#!

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 25, 2009, 10:19 pm
God damn, mother fucking, cock sucking, son of a bitch! I'm not pregnant. Fuck. Fuck! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now for a little menstruation humor ...
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The Green Eyed Monster

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2009, 9:08 am
I've noticed that when people talk about jealousy, they usually start off by insisting, 'I'm not a jealous person.' What's so wrong with being jealous? It just means that you want...
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Mad Because I'm Mad

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 23, 2009, 7:32 pm
I have been extremely irritable for the past two days. Little trivial things have pushed me over the edge even though I am trying very hard to not be a psycho. And we all know that irritability is one...
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Blog Fart Friday Lives On!

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 21, 2009, 9:54 am

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And the Craziness Begins

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 20, 2009, 8:36 am

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Dreams, Dreams, Dreams

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 19, 2009, 9:09 am
I had a fucked up dream last night. I decided to take a pregnancy test and as soon as I peed on it, two big fat pink lines appeared. I was so excited and happy and I started to cry a little bit. I ...
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She's Not a Baby Anymore, She's a Turkey

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 18, 2009, 9:10 am
I know I've been gabbing about referring to my daughter as something other than Baby on my blog, so I figured now would be a good time to make a change. Because, duh, she just turned TWO! Yes, o...
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Obsession Interrupted

pearl w. posted an article on - Aug 15, 2009, 3:24 pm
Anyone who is trying to get knocked up knows that the first two weeks of your cycle are pretty boring. You are just waiting to ovulate so there is not much to obsess about on that front. I guess this ...
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