Aria Z.

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Is It Too Late To Turn In My Homework Mr. Done?

Aria Z. posted an article on - Nov 23, 2009, 9:55 pm
I have just finished a fantastic book, called Close Encounters of the Third Grade Kind by Philip Done (pronounced like phone). I was sent this book several weeks ago with the agreement that I would d...
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LMFAO Friday ~ I Could Have Lost An Eye Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Nov 13, 2009, 6:00 am
Image via Wikipedia So yesterday, the water was being all temperamental and it kept going out on me while I was trying to wash dishes. Even the well doesn't want me to wash dishes. So we had to ...
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All The Way To The Craptastic End

Aria Z. posted an article on - Nov 11, 2009, 8:48 am
I betcha all are wondering where the heck I went off to. Well. You see. Aside from doing the two book reviews that I've committed myself to doing, I'm going to be very sporadic from here on...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Rememberance Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Nov 6, 2009, 5:30 am
It was a year ago this weekend that one of my favorite people on the entire planet died. My grandmother. Missing her still makes me cry more than I'd like to admit to. She was, quietly, and wit...
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I'm So Not In The Mood For This

Aria Z. posted an article on - Nov 3, 2009, 3:33 pm
Image by stargazer95050 via Flickr Well y'all. What can I say? I have a migraine, my phone line is down and I'm out of energy from chasing the turbo all weekend... OK,the chasing the turbo ...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Happy Birthday Josie Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 30, 2009, 12:15 pm
Well, it's that time of year again... no, not Halloween, not daylight savings time, not official kickoff to the holiday season; it is, in fact, my daughter's birthday. Her ELEVENTH birthday t...
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I Was A Cross Between Pretty Woman and A Compton Gang Member So We Went To Galveston

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 27, 2009, 3:06 pm
Image via Wikipedia "He said he's taking the day off." "He's taking the day off?!?" "That's what he said. He's taking the day off." Quotes from Pretty Woman, in case you've be...
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LMFAO Friday ~ A Week Until Halloween Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 23, 2009, 7:21 am
Well, well, well, it is Friday again, isn't it? Pull up a coffee and a seat and welcome to the weekend, y'all ~ Happy LMFAO Friday! see more Epic Fails Rednecks take over the waterways... ...
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Machu Picchu Psycho

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 20, 2009, 4:05 am
Image by kool_skatkat via Flickr Last night I was watching some PBS show about these mountain ranges. Don't ask me which ones, cause I honestly don't remember. The only reason that I brought...
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Oh Garth, How Do I Love Thee...

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 18, 2009, 8:07 am
Image via Wikipedia In my past life, prior to the current Texan house mama existence I live now, I was quite changeable and went through many incarnations. Well one of those long ago incarnations inc...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Get On With It Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 16, 2009, 6:00 am
Welcome to all the new blogs on the blogroll, and hope y'all have a rockin' weekend! Let's get on with it; Happy LMFAO Friday! see more Epic Fails You know how some guys tell you that...
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Hey Today Show and Neiman Marcus, Kiss My Po' A**

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 14, 2009, 5:43 pm
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Bowing to The Bloggess and My Not So Grey's ER Visit

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 12, 2009, 6:55 pm
Image by .imelda via Flickr So, I'm over here with nothing to write about *AGAIN* because I suck when it's more than 140 characters at a time. Which is obvious, because The Bloggess has been ...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Absolutely Fabulous Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 9, 2009, 6:05 am
Image via Wikipedia Happy Friday, sweetie darlings... OK, so I've totally been watching old AbFab on Hulu even if they only have one full episode, so I have to save up and buy the whole collection...
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Mostly Kind Of Offensive Pictures, So Not Quite Wordless Wednesday *UPDATED!*

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 7, 2009, 7:30 am
The Buddy Christ totally cracks me up! I know, I need help... and possibly very strong medication. "...but look at it. Doesn't it... POP?" OH MAAAN! If they had this when I was there, I'd...
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Why My Husband Needs To Be Shot Through The Head With A Taser aka my love affair with Taylor; pork roll that is

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 5, 2009, 4:05 pm
Image by Reznicek111 via Flickr So, Hubby needs to die a painful screaming writhing twitching death at the hands of an over-amped taser. The man has OH-SO-FOOLISH-ly come between me and my pork roll....
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You Get A Two-fer LMFAO Friday Because I'm Totally A Thief Too

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 10:59 am
OK, Sue at Happy Meals and Happy Hour had this up last weekend, but OMG!!! If I had been anything other than an almost-albino-woman, I'd swear this was ME upon arriving in Texas! LMFAO Friday in...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Swine Flu Week Two Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Oct 2, 2009, 6:18 am
Image via Wikipedia Yes, week two of bleep-bleepedy-bleep-bleep-bleepin' Swine Flu. But on the upside, Sam's sister came by yesterday with his TV and coffee pot and some other stuff from the ...
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Blame Shifting, Cough Syrup and Schmuley

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 30, 2009, 6:15 am
So, I started getting better, kind of, and re-read the last post, and found the first three paragraphs SO choppy that it's a friggin' miracle that anyone read the whole post, which may have b...
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It Doesn't Pay To Be Dying From Swine Flu In This House

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 28, 2009, 5:30 pm
Jim Henson via last.fm It only helps to have Swine Flu when dealing with people outside your home, because inside your home people don't care if you die of no-antibiotics-prescribed-Swine-Flu and ...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Swine Flu Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 25, 2009, 6:18 am
Happy LMFAO Friday! I'm still battling Swine Flu, so I'll just get down to it this week and wish y'all a happy weekend! see more Fail Blog This is how you handle moving buddies that get...
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Proud to Be From Jersey (part 1)

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2009, 6:21 am
A huge thank you to my mother for this email, that I, in all good conscience as a native New Jersian, must pass along. After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archeologists found t...
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Swine Flu in the Old Lady House

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 23, 2009, 6:20 am
Well, it's official. We took the munchkin to the doctor Monday, and he's on the back end of Swine Flu. Of course we found this out after he'd played with every single kid in the waiting ...
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Sabotaged Sunday

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
Call it my upbringing. Call it my continuing fantasy that Sundays are for family time and football and pot roast. Whatever. That is my deluded little Norman Rockwell wish for my Sundays, even if th...
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LMFAO Friday ~ OMG It's Quiet Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 18, 2009, 6:30 am
Image by karmablue via Flickr So, most of the time, parenting a two year old without siblings in the same residence, is a whole lot of THIS along with this and this picture, which, incidentally, is no...
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My Childhood Keeps Dying

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 16, 2009, 6:39 am
All summer long, my childhood has been dying. First it was saying goodbye to to Ed... No more joking that he was going to show up on my doorstep with a check, or discover me on Star Search... At lea...
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World Gone Mad

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 14, 2009, 6:36 am
It's a world gone mad, I tell ya. First of all, the roommate started doing dishes. Without being asked, without our even being home. We went out the other night and came home to the roommate at...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Celebration Sunday Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 13, 2009, 3:30 am
I know y'all are sayin', "What the hell, Aria? You promised, no matter how spotty your blogging schedule got, we could always count on LMFAO Fridays; and last week you were a day late, and we...
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Itchy Bitchy-itis

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 10, 2009, 8:15 am
After my last post, and Obama's speech (only available at he time of this post in text form, not on YouTube yet) last night, I'm sure some of you are thinking I'm going to post about my vi...
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Y'all Make Me Sick

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 8, 2009, 9:06 am
Y'all make me sick. Gut wrenching, wanna come through the TV screen and hit'cha with a brick to knock some sense into you, SICK. In fact, I'm so pissed off that I'm actually going to...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Labor Day Weekend, Yeah, It's Late Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 5, 2009, 10:50 am
Yes, my dear friends and readers, it's late. I missed LMFAO Friday by an entire day and am now here grovelling at your feet for forgiveness... but hey, it's a holiday right? I was off battli...
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OMG What Happened To My Mother

Aria Z. posted an article on - Sep 2, 2009, 10:21 am
My mother is teetering on the edge of old age. This will come as a shock to her. Just as it does to all of us when our advanced years creep up and slap us sideways in the reality place... but try as...
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Nuclear Band-aids

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 31, 2009, 6:25 am
So, I haven't really been straight with y'all. I haven't been going on about the many ways that my body is out to destroy me because let's face it, it's boring-ish and whiney, plu...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Hallelujah Chorus Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 28, 2009, 6:03 am
Did y'all hear it? The angles have descended, the choir has sung the hallelujah chorus. Hubby starts his new job on Monday! It's time to celebrate with some LMFAO Friday... happy weekend y&...
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Hubby's Ex-Boss Needs A Kick In The Crotch and I Predict Best Buy Will Be Going Out Of Business If They Don't Change Their Ways

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 24, 2009, 1:25 pm
For those of you that love my rants, Merry Friggin' Christmas. For those of you that don't, you're in the wrong place, leave while you can because I have more than one 'rantee' to...
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LMFAO Friday ~ The Dumb-ass Free Weekend Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 21, 2009, 1:56 pm
I know, y'all think I'm hideous for talking about the step-son that way. But I have two saving factors. First of all, if the kid was actually an idiot I'd be less pissed, but I have majo...
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I'm Screwed Because God Is A Shat-fan *UPDATED*

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 19, 2009, 2:21 pm
In all honesty, I didn't think I'd be posting again so soon. I mean, I'm ready to tear my hair out over here and that should be keeping my hands way too busy to type. First of all, when ...
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Claustrophobic Insomnia

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 17, 2009, 5:00 pm
All these things going on, and I'm still not sure what to post about. Cause I'm conflicted. And because none of it's funny (which will get me a poke in the funny bone from Don) and becau...
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LMFAO Friday ~ Acknowledging the Lunacy Edition

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 14, 2009, 6:00 am
So, some of you, who shall remain nameless (Joan from The Retirement Chronicles) thought that my mental spewing in the last post of Q & A was caused by my being on something... I am here to tell you ...
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A Few Questions I Had To Work Out On Paper For Your Enjoyment

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 12, 2009, 6:00 am
Q #1. What happens to an adult brain subjected to Marvin the Tap-dancing Horse? A: I'm not sure, but it has to be worse than melting and leaking out your ear while you are walking around doing ...
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This Is What Happens When I Take a Migrane Nap and Hubby Has No Playstation

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 10, 2009, 6:00 am
How do I put this delicately? OK, I'll settle for calmly. Aside from the obvious cure of becoming a knife-thrower with bad aim, I don't know what I'm going to do with this man of mine. ...
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LMFAO Friday # 24

Aria Z. posted an article on - Aug 7, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't even want to get into what's going on around here (cause it'll make one full post on it's own, and I can't waste those opportunities!) so let's just get down to it toda...
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About Me

A coffee swilling, cheesecake craving, quasi-crazed stay at home mom with a bad attitude and a sense of humor... a very dark sense of humor. I'll never get a parenting award because Donna Reed, Claire Huxtable and Carol Brady all want me dead. I don't care. I could take those bitches any day of the week.

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