Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Feb 8, 2012, 12:06 am
I find more and more Malaysian are preventing their children from growing, mentally, like my Bonsai, for ever a small potted plant even though it look like an old aged tree. Maybe most have forgotten or didn't know that parents responsibility is to make sure their children grow up to be an able pers...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jan 30, 2012, 9:43 pm
One of my Bonsai that I had yet to figure out what shape it is suppose to be. Just tilt it one side and keep trimming the other side. Looks artistic to me. This Bonsai I tried very hard to make it curve like a fan exactly like the pot. Looks like only one sided fan. This is the heart-shaped Bonsa...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jan 24, 2012, 11:59 pm
As we all know Chinese all over the world are celebrating Chinese New Year now which will last for fifteen days. Married couples are required to give "Ang Pau" (red packet with money in it) to others who are single during these fifteen days. Bosses too gives "Ang Pau" to workers etc. Single folks, c...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jan 15, 2012, 6:25 pm
Chinese New Year is just a few days away. Had just finished cleaning up the house, put up clean curtains etc, bought some cookies, dress up my plants with some bling bling, got new clothes for everyone and still felt like I had missed something. In actual fact, for those who are superstitious, there...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jan 11, 2012, 6:17 pm
The top photo is Rusty sleeping on his pillow. My, my what a way to sleep. The bottom photo is him lying around my pile of dirty clothes. He loves doing that. I have never seen such a pampered stray cat before. He must have been someone's cat before coming to stay with us. Having him around for the ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jan 7, 2012, 9:39 pm
A man was trying out of a parking lot when he bounced the bumper of a car parked in front of him. This was witnessed by a small group of pedestrians waiting for the bus. The driver got out and inspected the damage, and proceeded to write a note to leave on the windscreen of the car he hit. The note...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Dec 30, 2011, 10:52 pm
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I wrote down "Happy" They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life" - John Lennon On birthday...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Dec 27, 2011, 8:47 am
It has been a while since we made this. Last week we saw on t.v some people introducing food from coffee shops and one of the popular breakfast is this. Yummy but a bit oily and rich too. Well, eating this once in a while wouldn't hurt. We sandwich two breads with butter and cheese, some with peanu...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Dec 23, 2011, 10:54 pm
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about t...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Dec 20, 2011, 9:27 am
When I was in school, my teacher told me this is brinjal. Later when I was working, cook show said this is eggplant. When my son starts school, this is already known as aubergine. Wonder why so many names for this particular plant. A neighbor gave hubby a packet of seeds. He planted the whole packet...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Dec 14, 2011, 2:16 am
Someone once said that the more children he have the better, because in case one child didn't make it in the world and can't afford to take care of him, he still have others to rely on. Sounds like buying lotteries to me. The more you buy the higher your chance of winning. That is his prediction of...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 29, 2011, 8:13 pm
Remember the bird with one eye that we tried to save in my much earlier post? Well this is the cage that hubby bought for the bird. It is just a cheap simple cage. After the little birdie died, we don't know what to do with the cage. Was about to give it away to neighbors who have birds as pet. Then...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 24, 2011, 8:07 pm
This is easy to cook, simple but yummy. Ingredients are spaghetti, carrot, minced meat, minced garlic, prawns, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce and fish sauce. Boil the spaghetti in water. Add a table spoon of salt to the water when boiling the spaghetti. Marinated the mince meat with light soy sauce...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 20, 2011, 7:24 am
Felt like it was just yesterday that we bought our eldest son his first bicycle. He was only four then. Took him to the park almost every weekend to teach him how to cycle and now he is learning how to drive a car. Felt like it was just recently that I took a photo of him in class, his first day in...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 16, 2011, 11:29 pm
I was at the coffee shop the other day and as I was paying for my food, the owner pointed at a lady in the next table and chuckle, "That lady over there cried over her dead dog." He told me twice, as I didn't say anything but smile at him. He finds it ridiculous to cry over an animal. Bet he had nev...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 12, 2011, 7:49 pm
A new client had just come to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?" said the client. "Of course," the lawyer replied. "I charge RM200 to answer three questions." "Well, that's kinda steep, isn't it?" "Yes, it is," said the lawyer. "And what's your third question?" Doctor or La...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 8, 2011, 1:41 am
*Joy is when my boyfriend holds my hand for the first time.*Joy is when I see my son for the first time in the labor room.*Joy is when my son took his first step.*Joy is when I got promoted when I didn't expect and realize my hard work didn't go unnoticed.*Joy is when I get to eat what I crave.*Joy ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Oct 5, 2011, 9:10 am
Look at him! Isn't he cute! My 14 years old son found him in the school science lab with no mommy or sibling, just him alone. He called me from school and asked for permission to keep him and I said yes. Had yet to have a pet cat. This is our first. More cute video of him coming soon. As you know, ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 28, 2011, 7:39 pm
I think most parents forgot that what ever they say or do, their children are watching and look up to them. They are the people that children believed and trusted the most. Most parents still do not realize that those words coming from their mouth are extremely powerful and their children are listen...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 27, 2011, 5:09 am
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my class some 40-odd years before. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crus...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 23, 2011, 12:00 am
I love seafood. Learned this from t.v. Clean the squids, cut it to bite size and score the back criss cross so that when cooked, it would curl up like tiny squids. Pat dry the squids and marinated it with salt and pepper and a bit of corn flour. Heat pan with a bit of cooking oil. Saute chopped gar...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 19, 2011, 10:24 pm
I was watching this Korean channel (with English sub-title of course) recently and the documentary was about price hike in food. It shows how vegetables prices had increase by more than double. Some housewife would go marketing with a camera, snap a photo of the price and the vegetable and paste it ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 15, 2011, 8:20 pm
Out Of Africa Young son : Is it true dad, that in some parts of Africa, a man does not know his wife until he marries her? Dad : That happens in every country, son. Wonder Why When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why? Phuke...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 14, 2011, 1:13 am
I do read blogs from Linkreferral etc and most new bloggers express their fear that no one would read their post. Some even said that most just visit blog sites just to reach target and not really reading. I too have those thoughts in my head "what if no one reads my crap", " what if I do not get an...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Sep 5, 2011, 7:47 pm
I would normally leave the car doors open an hour prior driving, for health sake. I was told it is really bad for health to enter a hot car, turn on the air-cond and drive. So normally I would air it out first and this is what I found. The is the second butterfly that landed on the car dashboard and...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 29, 2011, 5:30 am
In a Bangkok dry cleaners :Drop your trousers here for best results. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant :Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office :We take your bags and send them in all directions. In a Rhodes tailor shop :Order your summer su...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 25, 2011, 3:45 am
This photo was taken few months back and had forgotten about it. It happened on a fine evening around 7 o'clock when I went and fetch my son from school. On the way home, in the car, we saw a very bright rainbow in the sky. The brightest I had ever seen. The rainbow was so bright, we could clearly s...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 22, 2011, 10:54 pm
I am a housewife by day and tuition teacher by night. I have students come by my house at night for tuition. I used to teach primary school children aged between 8 and 12. Now I am teaching secondary school children aged between 13 and 17. I have been teaching for almost 7 years now. Most of ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 18, 2011, 11:10 am
Learned this from t.v. All you need is potatoes, carrots, Chinese sausage, dried chilly (optional), sesame seed and sesame oil. Cut potatoes and carrots into toothpick sizes. Wash the potatoes after cutting, to get rid of the starch, then drain it. Cut Chinese sausage into toothpick size too if poss...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 14, 2011, 10:50 am
Denominations A caucasian woman went to the Malaysia Post Office with a stack of post-cards to send friends and relatives back home. "What denominations?" asked the postal clerk. "Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, some are Baptist, a few Catholics and the rest ath...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 7, 2011, 1:12 am
The age gap between parents and their children are getting wider. I remembered when I was little, grandma took me to visit her step-mum, which was my great grandma. No other kids in school had a chance to meet their great grand parents, only know them through photos. Since the day when women fought...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Aug 2, 2011, 1:30 am
I just found out that 5th of August was declared as "Work like a dog" day. Wonder whose idea was it. Must have come from those slavery time. Does a workaholic work like a dog and does "work like a dog" means slavery? Why dog? Does it also mean an obedient worker who always obey it's boss like a dog ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 26, 2011, 9:19 pm
Took almost a day to deliver my eldest son. Luckily I don't have to go through a C-Section. By the time I got pregnant the second time, it was almost two years apart. Could still remember that day as clearly as my first labour. It was a Sunday morning, I woke up and felt the pain or maybe the pain ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 24, 2011, 9:38 pm
Fly To Singapore A lady telephoned the travel agent and asked how long it took to fly from Kuala Lumpur to Singapore. The clerk replied, "Just a minute." "Thank You." said the lady as she hung up. Round Trip Ticket Traveller: I'd like a round trip ticket to HawaiiSalesgirl : I'm sorry, all our tick...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 18, 2011, 12:10 am
This is simple, yummy and good for your tummy. Oh yes, now only I realize I don't have greens on the plate. Experts said we should have at least five different colours on your plate every day. To make sure the omelette comes out fluffy and smooth, I add a bit of corn starch that had been diluted in...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 12, 2011, 1:54 am
I was having dinner with my sister and her family at a restaurant near my house. We were sitting there waiting for our food to arrived when suddenly my nephew said "oh can get a wife for RM600, not cheap!" and he pointed to this board. This is hilarious. Actually below the poster there was a rack fi...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 7, 2011, 12:59 am
That should be me on that plane, that should be me in those photos, that should be me holding that medal, that should be me driving that luxury car, that should be me, who got promoted, that should be me, that should be me, that should be me.... Voices in the head of those who often torture themselv...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 4, 2011, 12:38 am
Look at my berries, these are blackberries right? My father-in-law gave it to us. He got it from his sister. Can't wait for it to turn black / darker red. It is much sweeter when it is dark in colour. Could only harvest about half a bowl each time so not enough to make jam. Thanks for dropping by. ...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jul 1, 2011, 4:47 am
An old man, walking down the street saw a small boy sitting on the curb crying. He stopped and asked, "Little boy, why are you crying?" The little boy said, "I'm crying because I can't do what the big boys do." So the old man sat down alongside of him and cried too. My Back Neighbor One hot afternoo...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 28, 2011, 12:42 am
Look what we found one afternoon. A tiny baby bird standing there in the garden and refuse to fly away when shoo. We then placed it in an open box and leave it in the middle of the garden, hoping that it's mummy and daddy would come to it's rescue. Still no sign of mum and dad after one hour....
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 25, 2011, 2:31 am
When I was young, my parents got divorce when I was only six. Dad ran from paying alimony and mum had to work seven days a week to maintain a roof above our head and food on the table. Grandma took care of us but she had never been to school. So I grew up with limited general knowledge. I was asthma...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 22, 2011, 1:15 am
Saw this recipe on t.v. Had heard of this dish but had never eaten it in the past. Wonder why grandma or mum had never tried cooking this. All you need is three types of eggs, that is salted eggs, century eggs and chicken eggs. The portion is up to you. You have got to like eggs to like this dish. F...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 19, 2011, 11:55 pm
During a football game, a woman kept shouting treats at the referee. No matter what happened on the field, she continuously yelled, "Kill the referee!" This went on for an hour. Finally, another fan called out, "Hey lady! What's wrong with you! The referee hasn't done anything wrong!" "Hey," she yel...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 14, 2011, 9:25 pm
"Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try" I am very sure that the Wright brothers aren't the first people who dream of flying but they are the first who dare to try and succeed after so many failures. Benjamin Franklin might not be the first to know about electricity but he was the brav...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 11, 2011, 2:02 am
Remember my earlier post (very much earlier) about our D.I.Y fish pond? This is the pond. We used to rear swordtail fishes in it. It was easy to care for and the water don't get milky so fast. It breeds very easily in this cement made pond. Most who visit us at home always took a peek in the pond to...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - Jun 6, 2011, 3:10 am
There was this millionaire who decided to make a will and in the will he wrote that all his assets will go to charity. He is not going to leave a single cent to his children. Asked why, he replied, "They should be making their own money and not wait for mine. By the time I should pass away, they wou...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - May 30, 2011, 10:55 pm
Mike's wife stood on the weighing machine at the supermarket. She inserted some coins, and out popped a weight indicator card with a fortune-reading shown on the other side. Picking up the card, Mike's wife read, "You are smart, beautiful and attractive and have a pleasing personality. On top of tha...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - May 27, 2011, 11:10 pm
Like most folks, I was judgemental too, when I watch "The Biggest Losser". Not proud about it but not ashamed to admit that I too, look at them differently. How did they get so huge? Didn't they notice it coming? What did they eat? How come those around them didn't stop them? Well, one fine day, I c...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - May 23, 2011, 11:28 pm
Many years ago when my eldest son was about three years old. He did something that he is not supposed to, I can't remember what it was but I remembered I confiscated those toys that he was playing and he cried. He cried for a good five minutes that sounds like a few hours of whining and sobbing. Li...
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Aries Wong posted an article on Krazy Monkey Tale - May 21, 2011, 3:36 am
At last, I get to grow something that is edible and don't have to dirty my hands. Don't need soil or fertilizers. Just soak the organic alfalfa seeds in a clean bottle cover with a net for eight hours, the first time. I normally soak it at night till morning, would be around eight hours. Next morni...
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