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Nov 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
I was walking to the mailbox located in the building today and I saw Norm standing by the entrance. Having a lot of work to do but not really caring, I went over to say hi and see if there was anythin... Comment - Like
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Nov 2, 2009, 9:01 pm
So, remember how I keep telling you that my work computer is virus infected so I can't go on the internet and the majority of the programs are corrupt therefore I am unable to access them anymore?... Comment - Like
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Nov 1, 2009, 10:51 pm
So... while kids were out looking for treats this Halloween, I was finding my own treats hidden in my pots.
The squirrels are going to be so pissed when they go digging for their winter snacks... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
How about the Jack-o-lantern my niece made?
Don't worry about me getting mold on my fingers since the lucky one stuck with the cleanup is my sister, the person who gave birth to adorable niece Na... Comment - Like
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Oct 28, 2009, 10:26 pm
I came home the other day to find 2 copies of Diesel's, or as his parole officer calls him "Robert Kroese", new book, Mercury Falls, on my dining room table.
It was like Christmas!
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Oct 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Today is my little sister's birthday.
She turns the grand old age of... twenty-something.
She's getting to that age where we women hesitate to answer truthfully. Except for me. For some... Comment - Like
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Oct 25, 2009, 1:51 am
Okay so I have some news.
In the next few months I will be on a quest to lose the flab that sits next to me on trains, planes, cars, bars, chairs, bears uh everywhere?
Yes, I know I've sai... Comment - Like
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Oct 20, 2009, 8:26 pm
A long long time ago, when I was just a *little Bee*, my Spanish was horrible.
(Isabella)(she's always mad at me)(like I bother her)
I was like a toddler learning to speak with half words... Comment - Like
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Oct 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
Costco has become one of my favorite places to visit on weekends. I know, pathetic. I find myself coming home with enough food, drink and napkins to last us a couple of months. The napkins last longer... Comment - Like
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Oct 16, 2009, 1:53 pm
The ladies and I were discussing places we've lived in while growing up, freshly kicked out of the nest, newlyweds, etc.
Me: One of the dumps we lived in was a basement apartment with no ... Comment - Like
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Oct 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
As a way to help our home economics, I have been looking for a part time job.
Andy is dead set against it because I will not be at his bellow and call ("Bee! I can't find my slippers!" while he... Comment - Like
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Oct 12, 2009, 10:10 pm
Man, today hit me like an out of control granny driving a tank and chewing bubble gum.
I really don't feel like getting into the the incompetence of everyone I work with because you've hear... Comment - Like
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Oct 9, 2009, 12:00 am
You know how sometimes your spouse/significant other/pet pig tells you to try something new and you're all like "hmmmm I don't know. That sounds icky." and their rebuttal is "come on! You'... Comment - Like
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Oct 8, 2009, 12:00 am
You know how some people suffer from shy bladders? Not me! I'm never self conscious when I use a public bathroom. I go in there, do my bizness and then exit stage left as quick as I can. However, ... Comment - Like
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Oct 7, 2009, 12:00 am
So guess what?
For those of you thinking that's the inside of me, shame on you! No, that's my brother Sergio's baby inside of his wife Crazy Ez. Their first little dude (or du... Comment - Like
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Oct 5, 2009, 8:25 pm
I know you guys already know I have an iPhone because of the comic strip Andy did a few weeks ago (and because I won't shut up about it) but I don't think I ever shared the horrific battle tha... Comment - Like
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Oct 4, 2009, 11:01 pm
Just wanted to say real quick that I'm trying to recover from the rage of the Olympic committee being such butt munchers and tossing my Chicago out like a used snot rag! I will now boycott all Oly... Comment - Like
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Oct 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Kevin of Always Home and Uncool, one of the funniest dudes I know, has asked me to post this as part of his effort to raise awareness in the blogosphere of juvenile myositis, a rare autoimmune disease... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
So, today is my man's birthday. He turns 33, or the age of Jesus as I like to call it.
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Sep 28, 2009, 10:30 pm
You know how sometimes you get in your car and your sense of smell is assaulted by the rotting corpse in your trunk? How the stench hits you like Joe Pesci standing on a stool with a shovel? No? Is it... Comment - Like
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Sep 25, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know if you know this about me but I hate compliments. Wait. Before you go thinking that I really do like compliments but I'm just trying to fool you with my false modesty you could no... Comment - Like
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Sep 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
Scene:
Dark bedroom, approximately midnight, man, woman and dogs snoring. When suddenly! Man is jolted awake by ""noise"" coming ""inside"" the house!
Andy: Bee! Did you hear that?
Bee: ... Comment - Like
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Sep 22, 2009, 9:04 pm
As you may know, Andy and I sometimes go wild and visit far off lands. Like Wisconsin and Indiana.
Growing tired of carrying our own water for those long expeditions, we decided to keep our advent... Comment - Like
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Sep 20, 2009, 10:31 pm
Me: ::laughing;:
Andy: What's so funny?
Me: I was remembering a scene on Glee when the "Acafellas" were singing "Poison". We were laughing so hard!
Andy: ?? Who were you watching it with?... Comment - Like
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Sep 19, 2009, 8:59 pm
Answer: Andy
As of last night I have no Internet access on my laptop. He was doing something to his computer (the one linked to Linksys) and then all of a sudden I was bucked off the Internet with no... Comment - Like
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Sep 16, 2009, 10:08 pm
"Playskool Busy Basics - Busy Ball Popper The Busy Basics Busy Ball Popper is sure to get you silly with poppin', droppin' colored balls! Pump the plunger and drop the balls onto the spiral ... Comment - Like
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Sep 15, 2009, 10:40 pm
Nyquil? My Nyquil!
My droopy eyes shine brightly as I struggle with your childproof latch.
I curse the sadistic bastards who designed your container. They mock me!
I push down and turn the li... Comment - Like
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Sep 14, 2009, 10:13 pm
... , a double feature was something you paid oh I don't know, a nickel, to see two movies.
It was usually at the drive-in (and you would really only see one because you were typically too in... Comment - Like
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Sep 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
I had to stop at Shop n Save on Wednesday to pick up some miscellaneous items my mom needed.
I stood at the entrance and pulled out my list so that I may study it and map out my path. (Only, mapper... Comment - Like
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Sep 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
If you have ever read my "about me" on this here blogus, you know I've claimed to have some fish. I say *some* because, like my beauty and figure, they've come and gone.
Every single one of... Comment - Like
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Sep 8, 2009, 7:53 pm
This past Saturday morning, Andy and I woke up extremely early SIX-THIRTY! He got up and put on his big boy pants so he may take the dogs out, go move our cars and open the back gate while I decided t... Comment - Like
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Sep 7, 2009, 10:26 pm
You guys know how much I love my Andy and how the one goal in life is to make him happy, right? Well, I know how much he loves chocolate chip cookies so I put on my apron and channeled the dutiful hou... Comment - Like
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Sep 5, 2009, 12:02 am
I went to JEWEL (grocery store) with little niece Natalia today because my mom still has the shingles and supposedly can barely move therefore cannot make me my dinner! Personally, I think she's f... Comment - Like
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Sep 1, 2009, 10:19 pm
Did I forget to mention Andy dyed my hair the weekend of my reunion??
Let me take you back to Saturday day of the lord August 22, 2009.
I was looking at my hair in the mirror and wondering how i... Comment - Like
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Aug 31, 2009, 10:18 pm
So, the yard sale went great!
We had wonderful weather... okay, maybe it was a little chilly but it was still enjoyable. We sat in my front yard under the canopy of trees and watched as cheapo pe... Comment - Like
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Aug 29, 2009, 12:45 am
I know you must be wondering where I've been-- no? Whatever people!
Anyway, I have been preparing for a yard sale and OH MY GOD am I tired!! Believe it or not, I'm typing this while pricing... Comment - Like
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Aug 25, 2009, 7:38 pm
... counseling that prepares them for the different facets you'll go through in a marriageship. In fact, I, as the all knowing been-there-done-that chick, volunteer to be your personal guide thr... Comment - Like
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Aug 24, 2009, 10:26 pm
I turned on the oven without bothering to move a couple of metal containers I had set on top of the stove. Unfortunately, my dumbass didn't think about the plastic lids on top of those metal conta... Comment - Like
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Aug 22, 2009, 9:18 pm
Andy and I just returned from a reunion a former boss of mine hosted. Andy was going to finish up the comic strip once we got home but he fell asleep on the sofa and I don't have the heart to wa... Comment - Like
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Aug 20, 2009, 1:07 pm
I must have been one of those witches that lived in the mountains, who only came down to the village to have their dinner which consisted of new born babies, in a previous life. Or maybe it's beca... Comment - Like
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Aug 18, 2009, 10:32 pm
Bee is sitting at her desk watching one bat after another crap on the copy machine. Their piercing screeches can be heard on the 118th floor of the 7 floor building. (What? It's a dream! It's ... Comment - Like
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Aug 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
So, lately I've been feeling a little depressed. It's mostly due to XYZ health issues and ABC medications. I know you wouldn't be able to tell from my chipper blog attitude because, due to... Comment - Like
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