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Nov 22, 2009, 9:36 am
Today I will be cleaning and preparing my house for Thanksgiving.
The majority of my chores are as exciting as chores can be, killing dust bunnies, washing windows, coaxing Andy into cleaning his dun... Comment - Like
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Nov 20, 2009, 12:32 pm
I'm still sick.
I haven't been able to sleep well due to coughing fits so I've been functioning on automatic pilot.
Because of that, my blogging time has suffered.
I've decided to tak... Comment - Like
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Nov 19, 2009, 8:31 am
I've been sitting outside for a half hour, waiting for a key holder to
come in and unlock the door.
I could have slept for another half an hour and gotten more beauty sleep. At my age, I need a... Comment - Like
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Nov 17, 2009, 10:51 pm
It all started on Friday THE THIRTEENTH ooh spoooooky!
I came down with some bug. Last year I was rarely sick but it seems this year will be the year of the Funkyflus for me.
As you may o... Comment - Like
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Nov 13, 2009, 12:00 am
Mercury Falls
In full disclosure, I received this book for free from Rob Kroese. This in no way shape or form alters what I would say about the book because I have also been giving... Comment - Like
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Nov 12, 2009, 12:00 am
I woke up bleary eyed and stumbling, as per usual, and received my birthday hug from my Andy along with a beautiful card full of words of love and shmoopiness.
Who has 2 thumbs and is blessed to ha... Comment - Like
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Nov 11, 2009, 4:00 am
♪♫ Today is my birthday! thun thun thun thun thun!!
I still have to go to work! Bhun nunanunun!!
I had to buy my own cake to bring to the asylum! Ledadidadee!!
Everybody, including Andy, ... Comment - Like
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Nov 9, 2009, 10:32 pm
Just to clarify, my birthday isn't until Wednesday November 11th. Oh joy of joys. 37. 3 more and I get a set of spatulas. I'm registered at Tiffany's.
The picture I posted yesterday was... Comment - Like
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Nov 7, 2009, 12:42 am
So, I received my first birthday card of the year. It was from my friend Brian:
Then he left the country so that I wouldn't use his head as a soccer ball.
I mean, grey hair? Really? ... Comment - Like
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Nov 5, 2009, 10:55 pm
So. I had a bad fucking day today. It started with my bank saying we never deposited my paycheck on Saturday and that was all because they couldn't tell if my Andy had written an *8* or a *9* as o... Comment - Like
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Nov 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
I was walking to the mailbox located in the building today and I saw Norm standing by the entrance. Having a lot of work to do but not really caring, I went over to say hi and see if there was anythin... Comment - Like
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Nov 2, 2009, 9:01 pm
So, remember how I keep telling you that my work computer is virus infected so I can't go on the internet and the majority of the programs are corrupt therefore I am unable to access them anymore?... Comment - Like
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Nov 1, 2009, 10:51 pm
So... while kids were out looking for treats this Halloween, I was finding my own treats hidden in my pots.
The squirrels are going to be so pissed when they go digging for their winter snacks... Comment - Like
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Oct 30, 2009, 4:18 pm
How about the Jack-o-lantern my niece made?
Don't worry about me getting mold on my fingers since the lucky one stuck with the cleanup is my sister, the person who gave birth to adorable niece Na... Comment - Like
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Oct 28, 2009, 10:26 pm
I came home the other day to find 2 copies of Diesel's, or as his parole officer calls him "Robert Kroese", new book, Mercury Falls, on my dining room table.
It was like Christmas!
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Oct 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Today is my little sister's birthday.
She turns the grand old age of... twenty-something.
She's getting to that age where we women hesitate to answer truthfully. Except for me. For some... Comment - Like
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Oct 25, 2009, 1:51 am
Okay so I have some news.
In the next few months I will be on a quest to lose the flab that sits next to me on trains, planes, cars, bars, chairs, bears uh everywhere?
Yes, I know I've sai... Comment - Like
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Oct 20, 2009, 8:26 pm
A long long time ago, when I was just a *little Bee*, my Spanish was horrible.
(Isabella)(she's always mad at me)(like I bother her)
I was like a toddler learning to speak with half words... Comment - Like
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Oct 19, 2009, 8:38 pm
Costco has become one of my favorite places to visit on weekends. I know, pathetic. I find myself coming home with enough food, drink and napkins to last us a couple of months. The napkins last longer... Comment - Like
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Oct 16, 2009, 1:53 pm
The ladies and I were discussing places we've lived in while growing up, freshly kicked out of the nest, newlyweds, etc.
Me: One of the dumps we lived in was a basement apartment with no ... Comment - Like
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Oct 14, 2009, 8:32 pm
As a way to help our home economics, I have been looking for a part time job.
Andy is dead set against it because I will not be at his bellow and call ("Bee! I can't find my slippers!" while he... Comment - Like
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Oct 12, 2009, 10:10 pm
Man, today hit me like an out of control granny driving a tank and chewing bubble gum.
I really don't feel like getting into the the incompetence of everyone I work with because you've hear... Comment - Like
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Oct 9, 2009, 12:00 am
You know how sometimes your spouse/significant other/pet pig tells you to try something new and you're all like "hmmmm I don't know. That sounds icky." and their rebuttal is "come on! You'... Comment - Like
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Oct 8, 2009, 12:00 am
You know how some people suffer from shy bladders? Not me! I'm never self conscious when I use a public bathroom. I go in there, do my bizness and then exit stage left as quick as I can. However, ... Comment - Like
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Oct 7, 2009, 12:00 am
So guess what?
For those of you thinking that's the inside of me, shame on you! No, that's my brother Sergio's baby inside of his wife Crazy Ez. Their first little dude (or du... Comment - Like
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Oct 5, 2009, 8:25 pm
I know you guys already know I have an iPhone because of the comic strip Andy did a few weeks ago (and because I won't shut up about it) but I don't think I ever shared the horrific battle tha... Comment - Like
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Oct 4, 2009, 11:01 pm
Just wanted to say real quick that I'm trying to recover from the rage of the Olympic committee being such butt munchers and tossing my Chicago out like a used snot rag! I will now boycott all Oly... Comment - Like
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Oct 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Kevin of Always Home and Uncool, one of the funniest dudes I know, has asked me to post this as part of his effort to raise awareness in the blogosphere of juvenile myositis, a rare autoimmune disease... Comment - Like
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Sep 30, 2009, 11:17 pm
So, today is my man's birthday. He turns 33, or the age of Jesus as I like to call it.
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Sep 28, 2009, 10:30 pm
You know how sometimes you get in your car and your sense of smell is assaulted by the rotting corpse in your trunk? How the stench hits you like Joe Pesci standing on a stool with a shovel? No? Is it... Comment - Like
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Sep 25, 2009, 9:38 pm
I don't know if you know this about me but I hate compliments. Wait. Before you go thinking that I really do like compliments but I'm just trying to fool you with my false modesty you could no... Comment - Like
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Sep 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
Scene:
Dark bedroom, approximately midnight, man, woman and dogs snoring. When suddenly! Man is jolted awake by ""noise"" coming ""inside"" the house!
Andy: Bee! Did you hear that?
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Sep 22, 2009, 9:04 pm
As you may know, Andy and I sometimes go wild and visit far off lands. Like Wisconsin and Indiana.
Growing tired of carrying our own water for those long expeditions, we decided to keep our advent... Comment - Like
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Sep 20, 2009, 10:31 pm
Me: ::laughing;:
Andy: What's so funny?
Me: I was remembering a scene on Glee when the "Acafellas" were singing "Poison". We were laughing so hard!
Andy: ?? Who were you watching it with?... Comment - Like
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Sep 19, 2009, 8:59 pm
Answer: Andy
As of last night I have no Internet access on my laptop. He was doing something to his computer (the one linked to Linksys) and then all of a sudden I was bucked off the Internet with no... Comment - Like
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Sep 16, 2009, 10:08 pm
"Playskool Busy Basics - Busy Ball Popper The Busy Basics Busy Ball Popper is sure to get you silly with poppin', droppin' colored balls! Pump the plunger and drop the balls onto the spiral ... Comment - Like
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Sep 15, 2009, 10:40 pm
Nyquil? My Nyquil!
My droopy eyes shine brightly as I struggle with your childproof latch.
I curse the sadistic bastards who designed your container. They mock me!
I push down and turn the li... Comment - Like
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Sep 14, 2009, 10:13 pm
... , a double feature was something you paid oh I don't know, a nickel, to see two movies.
It was usually at the drive-in (and you would really only see one because you were typically too in... Comment - Like
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Sep 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
I had to stop at Shop n Save on Wednesday to pick up some miscellaneous items my mom needed.
I stood at the entrance and pulled out my list so that I may study it and map out my path. (Only, mapper... Comment - Like
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Sep 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
If you have ever read my "about me" on this here blogus, you know I've claimed to have some fish. I say *some* because, like my beauty and figure, they've come and gone.
Every single one of... Comment - Like
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Sep 8, 2009, 7:53 pm
This past Saturday morning, Andy and I woke up extremely early SIX-THIRTY! He got up and put on his big boy pants so he may take the dogs out, go move our cars and open the back gate while I decided t... Comment - Like
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Sep 7, 2009, 10:26 pm
You guys know how much I love my Andy and how the one goal in life is to make him happy, right? Well, I know how much he loves chocolate chip cookies so I put on my apron and channeled the dutiful hou... Comment - Like
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