benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Sep 27, 2010, 12:12 pm
So there I was, in a far away land with seven or eight of my fellow black-ops commandos.  It was night and we were running through a dark field near a ditch.  We ran past anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan.  Seeing the opportunity to impress my fellow commando, Sean Hannity, I caught up to him and ...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Jun 3, 2010, 3:48 am
Ketchup and a little mayo are good, because they bring their own flavors to the party but they don't go around thinking they're all awesome and taking over. Mustard and relish, on the other hand, bring more than their fair share. If you add mustard to the hot dog, every bite will taste mostly of mu...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 8, 2010, 11:28 pm
Oh yeah. Sorry there little blog - forgot about your for 6 months. You'll notice I've made a couple minor changes around here. 10 cool points to the first person that can name two changes to the blog. Well, I guess I should write about something. Health care? No. I'm just as lost as everyone el...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Oct 4, 2009, 9:40 pm
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Oct 4, 2009, 9:40 pm
So there I was, in the kitchen trying to get two Pepsis my wife had put in the freezer for us 15 minutes earlier. She had warned me that one was probably going to fall out and I should be careful but did I listen? Nope. In fact, her warning totally went under my radar until I saw the blurry blue ...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Sep 1, 2009, 1:43 am
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Sep 1, 2009, 1:43 am
You know this is good if it brought me out of my blogging semi-retirement. Thank you, hip new band Owl City, for making dental care almost cool. Thank you very much. Lyrics, for your reading pleasure: I brush my teeth And look in the mirror And laugh out loud As I'm beaming from ear to ear I'd ra...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Jun 3, 2009, 11:51 pm
If you have not yet seen the sweet new Andy Samberg/Will Ferrell Music video, check it out: As I walked home from school today, I felt like a cool guy. Not because the school exploded, but because I reached 1850 - the clinical point requirement for graduating. I'm hoping I have that feeling again...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 26, 2009, 8:29 pm
There are two things I've been spending my time on lately that are worth sharing with the world. First, Trackmania nations. Go there and download the free game found on the upper right side. It's half of a gigabyte so the download might take a few minutes, but it's totally worth it. The game has a...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 20, 2009, 1:08 am
After writing all about ninjavitis on my other blog, I just wanted to shoot a quick email to the guy whose comic I used and I must have had writer's fatigue or something because I seriously had to ask my wife how to spell "put" as in, "put the red line under the misspelled word." Spell checker, you ...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 16, 2009, 1:14 pm
Lately I've been re-discovering my love of audio books. Several years ago when I had a job that required me to be all by myself in the middle of nowhere for 8 hours at a time, I found that my library card and a $5 cassette player were great company. The fact that I also had a 4-wheeler and a truck...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 6, 2009, 2:04 am
Recently I conducted a poll regarding which of these two super awesome vehicles you would rather own. I took this poll because I'm not entirely sure how I feel, and someday if I'm ever offered a blimp or a tank, I'd like to have a well-thought-out answer. You probably should too. This all started ...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Apr 1, 2009, 12:33 am
You may recall that my favorite books are all "choose your own adventure" books. I just stumbled on this awesome piece of work from the geniuses known as Chad Matt and Rob. So far I've died once and then I won. I'll probably be living this adventure for a couple more hours tonight. Enjoy: (you ...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Mar 23, 2009, 11:00 am
That's right! March 23rd, 2008, I started this little operation with a few explanations. Here are some other noteworthy things to happen on March 23rd: "Give me liberty or give me death!" Patrick Henry uttered this phrase in in 1775.Lewis and Clark turned around and began the trip home in 1806.Th...
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benji h. posted an article on Benji's Blog - Mar 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
This week I tried Cinnamon Life cereal for the first time. I couldn't stand it! I've only mentioned this to a couple people but so far seem to be alone in my opinion. This may have to do with an experience I had a few years back - an experience worth sharing. Indeed, an experience that could sav...
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